I remember the first few months I worked their I saw a request for a T&A pack. These are the custom packs used for surgeries. Of course me in all my purity I thought it stood for "Tits and ass", something used in plastic surgery. The pack stood for "Tonsils and adenoids".

I remember the first time I saw an invoice for a "penal implant". I couldn't stop laughing for 2 hours. I'm surprised I wasn't committed.