On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening.

Oh. it's not over yet, says he. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box.

She opens it in anticipation, But what are these two little pills?

Aspirin, says he.

But I don't have a headache, says she.

GOTCHA!!!

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.