An man learns he is going to die within weeks. He summons his only heir, his son who is about 30 of his condition and thn he says," I have never told you this because I did not want to spoil you during your childhood, but I am worth 200 million dollars. I want you to use the money wisely, settle down and live a good life."

The son is stricken by this, and he decides to show his father he will settle down tells a woman he's been dating that he wants to marry her before his father dies to show that he has setled down. He also tells her "You'll never want for anything because when he dies I will be inheriting $200 million." She tells him
she'll think it over.

Two days later he goes to visit his father, and his girlfriend opens the door. "What are you doing here?" he asks. "I'm your new stepmother," she replies.

Lesson? Women are better than men at estate planning.