> THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
>
> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car
> and 3 kids each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or
> dance classes.
>
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned
> house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects
> , cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with
> not enough money.
>
> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for
> groceries each week.
>
> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends
> and relatives, and send cards out on time.
>
> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
> appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment
> He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per
> child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or
> right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must
> also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own
assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it
> presentable at all times.
>
> The men will only have access to television when the kids
> are asleep and all chores are done.
>
> Each father will be required to know all of the words to
> every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and
> every character on cartoons.
>
> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six
> toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old
> to eat a serving of peas.
>
> Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear
> uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished
> and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to get through each
> day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.
>
> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
> severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme,
> unexp laine d mood swings but never once complain or slow down
> from other duties. They must try to explain what a tampon is
> for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.
>
> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find
> time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a
> similar setting.
>
> He will need to read a book to the children each night
> without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them,
> brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
> They must leave the home with no food on their face or
> clothes.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
> father will be required to know all of the following
> information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe
> size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's
> weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor,
> ; each child 's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear
> and what they want to be when they grow up.
>
> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m.
> And then spend the remainder of the day tending to that
> child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are
> better.
>
> They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, 'You're
> not the boss of me'.
>
Oh and they each have a 30 hr a week job!

> The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The
> last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be
> intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
>




> After you get done laughing, send this to as many females
> as you think will get a kick out of it and as many men as
> you think can handle it.
>