If I were going to hang myself, I'd at least want a better service to remember me than Bebo.

I was on the "Find Maddie" Bebo page a while back and it made me feel physically sick. It had that slow Britney Spears song running over the background (the one for which she kills herself in the video), and more spelling mistakes and grammatical errors than I don't know what, with a lot of "RIP we lv u sooo much bt at least ur wiv the lord above now" messages.

OMG ROFFLES.

...dot com bold typeface rhetoric.
You go clickety click and get your head split.
'The hell you look like on a message board
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