Originally Posted By: Beth E
Mobster's son:

Dad, everybody at school calls me a mobster!

Ok son. Don’t worry. I’ll go and talk to them.

Dad, make it look like an accident.
 Originally Posted By: klydon1
Good ones.

Beth, Yours reminds me of one from long ago:

Boy: Mommy, Mommy. All the kids say I look like a werewolf.

Mom: That's nonsense, dear. Now comb your face and go to school.

I can't stop laughing at these. So simple.

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