The woman, who gave us the bottle of wine is young, very attractive and recently divorced. As I was holding the bottle of "Menage a Trois", I told her, You, my wife and I will have this tonight, and when we're done, we'll drink this bottle of wine."

The joke about giving the wine comes from the fact that she and her kids come to my house most Sunday nights (Her sister is my next door neighbor) for a drink. There are usually about 5 or 6 other people who come.

Her recently divorced husband fell under the impression that she and I were having an affair, which made my wife roll on the floor in laughter (It wasn't that funny). The woman told my wife about it, and a day later the ex called my wife to say that I was messing around with his wife. She thought it was funny and I took the phone and set the story straight. So this is now an ongoing joke among us.