I actually did change my name once - to Michelle. But I was really drunk, wearing fishnet hose, a camisole, and heels while singing showtunes. Of course, I'm still paying to keep those photos off the web. And I still get modeling offers. Not all bad, huh?

Last edited by olivant; 02/20/08 08:08 PM.

"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."