You won't believe this but YES!!! Not sure if it was Nintendo DS, but there was a "rewards room" with consoles, Cd Players and DvDs.

I never went in there though. I'm a gangster now

Say it ain't so, Whisper.

Good to see you back Chief

Welcome back Whisper. Glad all is well. Glad you got out early.

Thanks guys. The best part is having a toilet all to yourself again.

How was the food?

Shit. Everything processed.

Meat was foul. Lettuce was the only decent stuff in there.

The bread and water was that bad huh?

Actually I don't know how old the plumbing was, but the water was disgusting. I love my water and it was such a disappointment when i first had some. There was filtered water in the psyches office. I took full advantage.

Dang, I knew there was a downside to prison....

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In the New York State Prison System, all processed sugars and white flours were just replaced with whole grain breads and natural sugars, like fruits. They finally came to the realization that it's cheaper, in the long run, to keep the prisoners healthy.

They should just feed em Spaghetti-O's!

That would be cruel and unusual punishment.

Once or twice in a row is fine, but after that you're right.

It's good to be out!!! What the hell was i so depressed about???

Hahaha..I'm a pussy, almost loosing my mind after 2 and half weeks!!!

I kinda feel sorry for the cool people I've left behind.

There were heaps of people serving 2 days here 5 days there for drug possession and driving offenses.

I bet they miss your behind, too.

Good to have you back..

lets hope you learned your lesson.

Yeah, if you're gonna do something illegal don't get caught!

Strike 1 PB

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o....don't make Mama mad!

You got that right.

Welcome back to the outside, whisper.

Now that you're liberated, I can finally shave.

Congrats on your homecoming, whisper. I'm sure it feels great!! Welcome back.

My wife's step brother served a 2 year stretch in prison about 10 years ago and has turned his life around since he got out so there is a glimmer of hope for you yet Whisper

Glad to see you back mate!

Yesterday a judge was telling me how he ended up in jail in Tiajuana, Mex. when he was in the service. He was in an 8' by 8' cell with seven other guys for several hours. His money and valuables were turned over, but he had $5 in his sock, which he used to bribe a guard to let him use the phone. He called his buddy at his base, and had him drive down with $50 to get him out of jail. Apparently, cash makes the trumped up charges disappear in Tiajuana.

He got out, escaping a reprimand or a court martial by minutes.

Thanks everyone.

Now, time to find a job.

I just can't catch a break. Last night I went out to a gig and I made sure I didn't get drunk as I was driving. After the gig, I hung around for a while just to make sure I was under the limit and on the way home, I was pulled over by the cops and after they checked my license and record, they gave me the breath test. I was over the limit by 0.5. So, they arrested me and I have to go back in prison. I'm not sure how long I have to go in for. I find out tomorrow and at that time, I'm being escorted back in. So tonight, I'm buying a case of beer and two large meat lovers pizzas!!

Anyways, fuck it!!

Mate, even if you had one drink you shouldn't take the risk of driving..

Good Luck with things..

You must mean 0.05. A blood alcohol content of 0.5 would have you unconscious, or worse.

Does this mean you'll have to serve the remainder of your back time, plus the DUI sentence. Best of luck to you, whisper.

In Pennsylvania drinking any alcohol at all while on probation/parole is a violation. You can't even have it in your house.

Does Australia even have court mandated alcohol programs as opposed to jail time?

I only ask because I know that the concept of alcoholism as a "disease" doesn't really fly in a lot of European countries, especially in the UK. Is it the same way in Australia?