Walking up the 18th hole on Sunday at the Masters, with a two shot lead over Tiger. We're both on in two, so the two putt to win is strictly a formality.

We're walking side by side, both smiling, the gallery in a frenzy at the remarkable show of good will by Tiger for walking with this 48 year old upstart. Stan the Caddy on my bag.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.