I guess it would be like you making the assumption that all New Yorkers are commie, bleeding-heart liberals.
Believe me, I would MUCH rather live in New York.

Fact is, Austin is one of the best towns in the world, it really is. And it's FULL of commie, bleeding-heart liberals. haha
So just come on down to Austin one of these days and we'll find you a Jewish deli AND a Spanish Senorita~ on the same day, big guy.