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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23338
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"Windows for Dummies" by Michael Corleone

Senator, we are both part of the same hypocrisy
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23339
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How to make the third movie of your trilogy the best- by Francis Ford Coppala and Mario Puzo

You go in alive and you come out dead
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23340
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"Careful Shaving" By Frank P.
"Choosing the right man" Connie and Kay
"How to sell a casino" Moe Green
"Talking business without blowing out your ear drums" Himon roth
"How I got away" Enzo the baker

If you had any fucking heart at all you'd be out stealin'! Joe Pecsi
Turn that thing off! You should be out stealing! Lefty
You put up and shut up, you hear nothing you say nothing! Just like you did for Bugsy! -Noodles
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23341
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"How to be a good judge of character" by Fredo 'Paulie's a good kid' Corleone

Senator, we are both part of the same hypocrisy
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23342
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Lessons in Cooking-By Connie

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23343
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Fish are our Friends by Luca Brasi and Fredo Corleone

101 Things to do with Your Eyeglasses by Calo

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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23344
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"Safe Sex Games" by Sen Geary

"Standing Up To Fanucci" by Abandando the Grocer

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23345
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"Offers of mine that were refused." By Vito Corleone

If you had any fucking heart at all you'd be out stealin'! Joe Pecsi
Turn that thing off! You should be out stealing! Lefty
You put up and shut up, you hear nothing you say nothing! Just like you did for Bugsy! -Noodles
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23346
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"Post Opera Cast Party Photo Album" by Anthony Corleone

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23347
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"Look behind you" by Paulie and Carlo

Senator, we are both part of the same hypocrisy
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23348
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Vito's Gardening tips-By Vito Corleone

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23349
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"Legal Ethics" by Tom Hagen

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23350
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How not to lose money-By Moe Green

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23351
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How to be faithful to your wife by Santino Corleone

I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic. I try to give that to people. I do misrepresent things. I don't tell the truth. I tell what ought to be truth (Blanche/A streetcar named desire)
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23352
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The Joy of Cruise Ships by Vito Andolini

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23353
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"American Wife: My Life Changing Journey to America" by Appolonia Vitelli-Corleone

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN #23354
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"Cooking the Gnocchi After Kneading It" by Vincent Mancini and Mary Corleone

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #483451
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"Enjoying the fair"-Joey Zasa

"I'll reason with him" Vito Corleone
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: mercop] #483467
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"Difficult, not impossible" - Rocco Lampone
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #483476
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"The Best Veal in the City" - Capt. McCluskey & Virgil Sollozzo

"Keeping a Secret" - Fredo Corleone

"A man in my position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!"
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: The Last Woltz] #483506
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"Good Diet,Good Health" - by Pete Clemenza

"Keeping Your Husband's Business Out of Your Relationship" - by Kay Corleone

"The Dangers of Incest" by Vincent Mancini and Mary Corleone

"Zen and the Mob" - by Santino Corleone

"Loyalty" by Sal Tessio

"Keeping Cool Under Pressure" by Enzo the baker

"Being An Asshole Will Get You Nowhere" - by Jack Woltz

"Absentee Ballots or Nothing" by Hyman Roth

"Seven Steps To Success" - by Merle Johnson

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #484939
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E-Z Pass For Dummies, by Santino Corleone

"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: pizzaboy] #484950
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In a van down by the river!
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Racketeering for Dummies by Fredo Corleone

One Cocktail Waitress at a Time by Fredo Corleone

Dying of a Heart Attack in 20 years or less by Hyman Roth

How to Refuse a Request on Your Daughter's Wedding Day by Vito Corleone

Drug Financing by Vito Corleone

Respect by the FBI

Espionage by Luca Brasi

Anger Management by Sonny Corleone

Ordering drinks in Cuba by Fredo Corleone

Can of Peas: The Cookbook by Frank Pentangeli

Sex Games by Senator Geary



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Longneck] #484968
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New York
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"How to Get Ahead in Show Business" by Jack Woltz

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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: SC] #484972
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Husband of the Year by Carlo Rizzi



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Longneck] #484978
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Palm Bay, Florida
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Palm Bay, Florida
How you should never show anyone outside the family what your thinking By Santino Corleone

EZ Pass: a life saver by Santino Corleone

The Health Benefits of Massages By Moe Greene




He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!"

So what’s the labyrinth?

That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Santino Brasi] #484981
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Days of the Week by Appolonia
Change by Michael Corleone
Buffas by Willie Cicci



Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Longneck] #485079
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OH, VA, KY
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How not to get cought with your pants down - Senator Geary

How to hold a gun - Fredo Corleone

Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Mignon] #485252
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Memoirs of an Honest Cop by Captain McCluskey

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #485258
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Anytown, USA
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Those of you who have read the novel will appreciate this more than those who have only seen the film:

"Sicilian Words I Know" by Captain McCluskey
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