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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: J Geoff] #486659
05/01/08 11:26 PM
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 Originally Posted By: J Geoff
 Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
I've been applying a regular dose of Neosporin to my penis for several days now. I'm not convinced that Neosporin actually does anything.

Try Miracle-Gro next time


Seriously though, what is a man supposed to do after a zipper mishap? Wait for the wound to heal slowly on it's own? Or believe the advertising and awkwardly rub Neosporin on it for no reason? I'm not convinced it does anything. I applaud the genius behind the makers because they have fooled people into buying a placebo, and they probably make a lot of money.

Meanwhile, my penis hurts.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Blibbleblabble] #486665
05/02/08 12:00 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
 Originally Posted By: J Geoff
 Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
I've been applying a regular dose of Neosporin to my penis for several days now. I'm not convinced that Neosporin actually does anything.

Try Miracle-Gro next time


Seriously though, what is a man supposed to do after a zipper mishap? Wait for the wound to heal slowly on it's own? Or believe the advertising and awkwardly rub Neosporin on it for no reason? I'm not convinced it does anything. I applaud the genius behind the makers because they have fooled people into buying a placebo, and they probably make a lot of money.

Meanwhile, my penis hurts.


I've heard that toothpaste works.




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Longneck] #486668
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Thanks Longneck. If that doesn't work I'll try soaking it in a bag of dirty syringes.


"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Blibbleblabble] #486670
05/02/08 03:20 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
Seriously though, what is a man supposed to do after a zipper mishap? Wait for the wound to heal slowly on it's own? Or believe the advertising and awkwardly rub Neosporin on it for no reason?


Let it heal on its own. Wear loose fitting, soft underwear.


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #486673
05/02/08 03:45 AM
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Stop going Commando then \:p (I admit I have been lately, but only to conserve precious laundry! )

And FWIW, I've NEVER heard Neosporin claiming to "fix" that problem...

Last edited by J Geoff; 05/02/08 03:49 AM.


I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! tongue lol

Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin

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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: J Geoff] #486674
05/02/08 03:47 AM
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 Originally Posted By: J Geoff
Stop going Commando then \:p (I admit I have been lately, but only to conserve precious laundry! )


TMI!! TMI!!


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #486675
05/02/08 03:50 AM
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Of all people, you don't understand about conserving laundry? ;\)



I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! tongue lol

Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin

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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: J Geoff] #486676
05/02/08 03:56 AM
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 Originally Posted By: J Geoff
Of all people, you don't understand about conserving laundry?


I thought you knew me better... I just buy more underwear instead.


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #486677
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That's what I do! But I've been too busy... lol



I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! tongue lol

Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin

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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: J Geoff] #486685
05/02/08 06:34 AM
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In a van down by the river!
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A Don doesn't go commando




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #486696
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 Originally Posted By: SC
 Originally Posted By: J Geoff
Stop going Commando then \:p (I admit I have been lately, but only to conserve precious laundry! )


TMI!! TMI!!


It took me a few seconds to translate. Where I live "TMI" commonly refers to Three Mile Island, and I initially thought your reference was an allusion to a meltdown of some sorts.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Blibbleblabble] #486724
05/02/08 11:40 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
Thanks Longneck. If that doesn't work I'll try soaking it in a bag of dirty syringes.


Surely there's some medicine on some of them, right? Something in there would make it heal...




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Longneck] #486751
05/02/08 01:17 PM
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Try lipstick with a lips applicator.

Last edited by olivant; 05/02/08 01:17 PM.

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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: olivant] #486765
05/02/08 03:08 PM
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My own world.
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My own world.
I can't explain my feelings with emoticons.


The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero uses his fear, projects it onto his opponent, while the coward runs. It's the same thing, fear, but it's what you do with it that matters. Cus D'Amato
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: whisper] #486771
05/02/08 04:15 PM
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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: svsg] #486787
05/02/08 09:52 PM
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All I can say is, I'm so glad it is Friday. For some reason all of April sucked!! \:\/ I've been working my ass of.

Ok, all together now.... "poor TIS". \:p Anyway, I'm so glad to be home...and very very tired.

Hope you all have a nice weekend.

TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #486809
05/03/08 03:24 AM
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poor TIS

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #486811
05/03/08 03:58 AM
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Poor TIS.


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #486812
05/03/08 04:28 AM
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Nobody hit the MegaMillions lottery. Tuesday's drawing is $120 million!!


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: SC] #486816
05/03/08 07:16 AM
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She won't be Poor TIS if she hits the MegaMillions.


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Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Sicilian Babe] #486822
05/03/08 08:46 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Sicilian Babe
She won't be Poor TIS if she hits the MegaMillions.



Hmmmmmm "Rich TIS".....I like the sound of it. \:D


TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #486825
05/03/08 09:11 AM
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"Rich Longneck" sounds better to me...




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Longneck] #486826
05/03/08 09:12 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Longneck
"Rich Longneck" sounds better to me...


That sounds like a porn name.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Beth E] #486827
05/03/08 09:21 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Beth E
 Originally Posted By: Longneck
"Rich Longneck" sounds better to me...


That sounds like a porn name.



I can tell where your mind is. \:D Good one.


TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Beth E] #486829
05/03/08 10:00 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Beth E
 Originally Posted By: Longneck
"Rich Longneck" sounds better to me...


That sounds like a porn name.


Crap. I've been discovered.




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Longneck] #486848
05/03/08 01:04 PM
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You can't have secrets on the BB we find things out.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Mignon] #486852
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 Originally Posted By: Mignon
You can't have secrets on the BB we find things out.


"As The BB Turns. The continuing saga of the "Days in the BB Life." Like sand in the hour glass....ok, well, you get my drift.
Yea, you can run but you can't hide from the BB.


TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #486941
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I love that Karate Kid movie!

Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Brwne Byte] #486945
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I'm bored.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Random Post Whoring [Re: Mignon] #486947
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Is there no baseball on for you to watch?


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
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