No luck for the Migster

To quote Bob Dylan, “it ain’t me, babe.” I would have gladly accepted 1.96 million instead of 196.

The first time I read that, goombah, I thought it said that you would have accepted $1.96! I'm thinking, What is he going to do with that???

And of course it goes without saying that you'd gladly share the wealth with your BB family too rightr?

I wish I'd win the lottery. Of course I haven't played it in a while. I'm guessing that would give me a slim chance no?


TIS

I'm here!!

With prices the way they are, what the hell - I'll even go as low as 4 cents short of 2 bucks.

No joke: I heard a radio ad for a local car dealer (Kia). If you bought their minivan, they were giving customers another one of their cars as part of the deal. I'm sure it's nothing great, but I never thought I'd hear buy 1, get 1 for a new car.

I was watching a show talking about gimmicks from the 80's and they did a segment on that Wendy's commercial with that old lady saying, "Where's the beef". They had comics spoofing it saying how some old lady has problems with the size of her food and we all find it hilarious. That's because an old lady saying, "Where's my health insurance" wouldn't be that funny.

I bought my first Frank Sinatra CD today. Next I want to get a Dean Martin CD.

Cocky Doody.

Sorry, I just had an urge to talk dirty.

Don't stop, baby.

Mashed potatoes and peas touching on the plate.

Now I KNOW I just grossed you out.

OK, you zoomed directly from dirty to disgusting. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

You're so easy to read.

And I was going to tell you all about my undergarment shopping trip. And stop calling me easy.

Speaking of talking dirty, I received an e-mail today titled "When Swearing Isn't Bad" (or something like that). It had several pictures with captions above each picture.

One was a dog and a yard tool outside by the house. The captions above each picture (as though it's the picture talking) was "Bitch"......."Hoe".

TIS

No need to be sorry. If you wanna talk dirty just do it. Now I have an urge to talk dirty.

Doody's cock

Hey there Miggie!! How are you? Care for a cup of coffee????


TIS

Maybe you have some tea instead?

Sure do. Would that be with cream? Sugar? How about some cinamon toast with it.


TIS (aka Suzy Homemaker or...Mrs. Cleaver)

Nothing fancy, but maybe you have a cheeseburger, too?

Let's not press our luck!!

Too hot. Gonna be about 100 again today. Nice day to do nothing.


TIS

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