I love the "you can tell your from....." jokes. There's always a few that are "inside jokes" exclusive to those who actually live there.
I don't know why $7.00 to cross a bridge is considered fair.
NYers don't like the term Big Apple? Evidently not, if it makes them wanna stab someone.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual Well....it does doesn't it???

TIS