To the Mods: Can my name be green, too? I've become acquainted with empty fictions.
(If it helps during the audition, I can learn some Godfather quotes to drop at will. Italicised, of course (of course - it's a vital box to check).)
You may be able to do all that, but in all honesty do you think you are capable of starting threads with the title in all caps?
Do you know the streets of New York?
Do you know where you get the best Pizza in town?
