Haha, I saw svsg had posted in this thread, but when I clicked on it, it took me to the first page. I read all of olivant's post thinking it was a clever parody by svsg.

But no, it turns out to be olivant all along; the Eternal Bag of Bullshit, with his thirst for generalisations and young, willing men on whom he can practice his strange, homosexual tendencies.

(We know; we all know.)