Well, when my mother-in-law was caught smoking by her mother, her mother shoved the cigarettes up her nose. My m-i-l smoked for 55 years, so it obviously wasn't a deterrent.

My former boss swears by hypnosis, others I know used acupuncture. I can't think of too many things that I wouldn't try.


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