What the
fuck is that, a
question? It doesn't make sense. How old are you?
And here's me telling a friend over a pint the other day that, in my experience, Americans are more articulate than Brits. (I've been banned once for calling you a retard (even though I was jokingly quoting
The Sopranos), so I won't do it again).
No. But I'll bet that between he and I, we can tell you the streets of New York, where to get the best pizza, or to stay in GF mode, the best veal in the city! And for some, perhaps the best Falafel, Fish and Chips, curried goat or Golguppa!!! Remember, "whether it is coffee or pizza or pasta or dog meat or pig crap, the best is available obviously in Newyork."
And I promise that we won't forget to wear our "bowling shirts and suit pants, drink red wine, grease our hair (for those who still have some left), use Itlaian slang words, talk about respect and order stuffed shells too!!!!!!!" 
Your attempts at proud nostalgia are contrived at best. Perhaps that was your attempt.
No need to parody yourself; I've done it for you. Repeating what I've said, and putting it in quotation marks, doesn't make you any more witty than I was (not that I was witty in the first place). That you even
knew I was parodying you in my signature means you're well aware of your ignorant and arrogant and whatever else use of the winking smiley. Was wondering what would bring you out of your conservative shell, though.
Ban me if you dare, Cardi; and if you do, I know it won't be you, but either SC and JG. Because, let's be fucking honest here, you haven't got a piss of a vagina to say in response to me, without sounding old.
(YEAH!!!!)
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And, if I am banned because of this post, it'll only be because
you've met the Moderators. And I might, via MySpace, be thanked for "taking one for the team", like last time.)
