I go for regular bike rides for cardio, but that's it. I'm not really into lifting or anything, mainly because I do not want muscle mass... I kind of think those guys that walk around with big muscles look like tools. Besides, from a Darwinian stand-point, if we were meant to look like that, we would naturally come out with muscles once puberty kicks in, but we don't. The standard pubescent boy is lean.

I'm all for staying in shape though, as long as I don't look like I wandered out of a douche-bag convention.

"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."