I ran 5 miles and did upper body weights for about an hour yesterday. I know Pizzaboy will get this reference: "I worked out with a dumbell yesterday. I feel vigorous!"
Yeah, but if your wife gets an eye job and your neighbor the Assman gives her a ride from recovery, you still have a big problem.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.