You see I knew you would'nt believe me.

I can tell the truth you know.

The mob posts - if people wanna write books with lies in them, I'm not responsible, but will take the blame anyway.

While I was working at a radio station during college, I met John Mellencamp. He came to the studio to promote his then new album "Whenever We Wanted." I have his autograph from that day as well.

I got to meet Nils Lofgren of the E Street Band, also while working at the radio station.

Athletes I have met: Browns: Brian Sipe, Mike Pruitt, Jerry Sherk, Clarence Scott; Cavs: Larry Nance; Indians: Joe Charboneau, Rick Manning, Mike Hargrove.

Cavs announcer Joe Tail and former Browns radio announcer Nev Chandler.

I met Rev. Jesse Jackson and Steve Croft of CBS while working the Cleveland Democratic Debate in February of this year.

I would have posted the pics but can't as I can't link or save anything at the moment.

If I posted the pornstar convention ones I would be booted!

Why the hell would you spend £1K to meet Cheryl Cole, shes a no-one..

I think shes the best looking one in the group.

Plus the 1k is so easy money to me - you know what I do, the money just keeps on coming.

No i don't know what you do..

What I do makes enough to splash out on a "nobody".

Talking about nobodies, how do you rate Dave Courtney?

You're terrible at reading people. I don't remember questioning the truth behind your statements, although your increased speculation as to whether or not we believe you may raise a few eyebrows.

I still contend that you may have aspergers.

Born and raised in the Byker Wall.....

She has certainly risen to fame from poor beginnings.

She used to work in a cafe in Byker and served me a bacon sandwich once so i suppose i have "met" her?

Listen to yourself..

I do have Aspergers and it ain't nice.

These days people have to batter themselves to make people believe them.

I'm just saying, and I'm making conversation.

Fair enough..

I saw a werewolf drinkin' a pina colada at Trader Vic's...and his hair was perfect...

And the next morning he ordered a hair-of-the-wolf, right?

Ooooh...

No, but the next day they found a little old lady that got mutilated...

Not surprising... most mothers will warn their daughters about meeting a wolf in a bar.

Are there many autistic gangsters? Or are you like the Coke-Zero to Lucky Luciano's regular Coca-Cola?

Do you think that the rain man would have made a decent living as a criminal?

Gravano was Dyslexic.

Why can't we stop going on about who is and who is'nt a wannabe.

In this day and age, making any money without paying this damm tax is good.

One day, people might be so hard up, that my money might look like millions.

Of course you don't pay taxes. You can't be more than twelve.

I'm 26.

If he's a day older, I feel really bad for him.

I mean I don't pay taxes on what I get the other way.

Did anyone meet anyone famous lately??

Stop it. Just fucking stop it. Stop your bragging and your obsession with criminals and money. Stop it right now. Nobody can fucking stand you for another fucking post.

I'll shut up. You're all making me post replies.

I don't think the mafia goes around advertising their line of work on internet message boards.

However, virgins do.

No the Mafia does'nt advertise themselves - we all Jerry Capieci et al do!