A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.



She put an ad in the local paper that read:



HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MYAGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON
ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON


On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair He had no
arms or legs.



The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man
smiled, Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'



She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man
smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'



She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in
bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile
and said,' Rang the doorbell didn't I?'