C'mon east. Leave the Mrs. at home.... you'll get oiled up with me and Geoff and shoot the best round of your life.
I played a few Chicagoland courses (back when I was married to my first wife - she was from the Chicago suburbs). I played a few rounds with her cousin, and man-oh-man, it was a wonder we could walk by the end of the 18 holes. We'd play a hole, have a beer, play a hole, have a beer....