I put a kebab skewer up my bum last night, and earned myself five pounds.
Geez... I thought you would've lost some weight by doing that.
I believe he meant cash. And what kind of weight loss technique would that be?
Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.