Originally Posted By: SC
Originally Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra
I put a kebab skewer up my bum last night, and earned myself five pounds.


Geez... I thought you would've lost some weight by doing that.


I believe he meant cash. And what kind of weight loss technique would that be?




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.