A man goes to confession. Tells the priest, "Father, i have sinned. I spent last night with 2 twin sisters,beautiful they were,20 years younger than me. We made love all night in positions i think may be illegal. What will be my penance Father?"

The priest thinks it over. "My son, go and buy a dozen lemons,squeeze them and drink all the juice in one go", he says.

"will this cleanse me of my sin?" the man asks.

"No", says the priest,"but it might knock that smug f*****g look off your face!"