Personality 100. Chose the best answer.

I work best:
On my own

Given the choice I would:
Choose the job that is stable and financially secure

My response is usually quite:
Varied - my response can vary according to the mood I am in at the time

It is important to me to:
Understand my feelings; I spend a lot of time looking inward.

If I were a car, I would most resemble a:
VW Passatt/Jetta: Detailed, reliable, quality-oriented.

I trust strangers:
Not easily - trust needs to be earned

Clutter in my workspace is something I:

Feel the urge to straighten up

Philosophical debates (What is the meaning of existence?" interest me:
Little

I tend to be more:
Speculative than factual

When faced with a decision, I am most likely to:
Pick/chose quickly, often on an impulse

I am most interested in:
Effects (What was the result of the situation?)

When assessing other people, I usually:
Rely more on a "gut" feeling

It would be more accurate to say:
I probably spend too much time worrying about problems.

A hallway in a friend's apartment has been redecorated. You:
Notice, take in all the details - you are interested in such things.

You are invited to go sky diving. Your response?
No way - you will cheer and watch, but from safely upon the ground.

On a scale of 0 - 100 what capacity are you currently living your life. (100% = your personal ideal potential).
30%

Everyone has one thing or another they would like to change about themselves. You would be happier/more productive if you could change your: (Pick all that apply)

Stubborness
Impulsivity (I act without thinking)
Tendency to worry/be anxious
Indecisiveness (It's hard for me to make up my mind)
Lack of spontaneity (I plan too much)
Lack of ambition (I'm not very motivated)
Lack of patience
Tendency to be oversensitive

Preferred words: (Select one from each group)

Like calm and quite
Sense of Reality
Stability
Reserved
Decisions using heart
Rather win praise

Song that always makes you sad?:
REM's "Everybody Hurts". Came on the radio as I was leaving my counseling job (with emotionally disturbed teens - I fit right in!). Still get emotional when I hear it.

Last thing you bought?:
A liter. lol

Last person you argued with?:
I don't argue

Do you put peanut butter before putting the jelly on?
Who doesn't??

Favorite day of the week?:
The one ending in -day

Favorite Sundae topping?:
Walnuts

Did you take Piano lessons?:
Organ, actually (and shut up! )

Most frequent song played?:
Two: The Drifters "Up On the Roof", and, Rufus Wainwright's version of "Across the Universe"

T.V. show you secretly enjoy?:
Anything with Gordon Ramsay! And American Idol.

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?:
Playing? Hockey. Watching? B-Ball.

Date someone older or younger?:
Younger

Do you use umbrellas?:
Rarely

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?:
No

Favorite Cheese?:
All!

Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?:
Depends what we're doing. Trivial Pursuit? Blondes. lol

Did you go to your high school prom?:
Yes.

Perfect time to wake up?:
When you awake, plus 2 more hours.

Perfect time to go to bed?:
When your eyes shut, minus 2 hours lol

Do you use your queen right away in chess?:
No, I save him ...err, her... for later.

Ever been in a car accident?:
Minor ones

Closer to mom or dad...or neither?:
Closer to mom, but love them both

Were you ever in a school talent show?:
No.

Have you ever written in a library book?:
What's a library?

Favorite fruit?:
Figs - my grandfather had his own tree.

Have you watched Sex and The City?:
I've seen it before, but don't "watch" it. The movie? Hell no!

Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?:
Depends. I normally soap up first. I don't (and no one should, really) wash their hair every day. But on days I have to, then I'll shampoo and condition first, then soap up.

Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?:
RINSE FIRST!! Who wants that toilet mist in their mouth??

Pen or pencil?:
Pen. I hate pencils!

Have you ever gambled at a casino?:
Yes

Have you thrown up on a plane?:
No.

Have you thrown up in a car?:
One that I can recall

Have you thrown up at work?:
No.

Do you scream on roller coasters?:
No.

Who was your first prom date?:
Mary

Who was your first roommate?:
Adam

What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?:
Jack Daniels -- disgusting to this day!!

What was your first car?:
My mom's '78 station wagon - rode like a boat. And flew like a piper cup! lol

When did you go to your first funeral?:
My grandfathers, when I was 12

How old were you when you first moved away from your
hometown?:
18, to university.

Who was your first grade teacher?:
Ms. LeComp (speaking of camel toes... )

Where did you go on your first airplane ride?:
Florida

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?:
I've never snuck out the house.

Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?:
Backdoor neighbor Michael - but he moved away in like 1st Grade. Then William, who moved away. Then Jay, who moved away. Then Peter, who moved away. Then Rich and Scott - who thankfully haven't moved away. lol Known them going on 30 years now!

Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?:
Rutgers (New Brunswick, NJ)

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?:
No one. That's what this BB is for! lol

Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman:
My brother's

What is the first thing you do in the morning?:
Wake up.

What was the first concert you attended?:
Billy Idol

First tattoo or piercing?:
Not yet.

First celebrity crush?:
Kristy McNichol, and Charlie's Angels, got me thru puberty lol

Song that always makes you sad?:

If You Go Away

Last thing you bought?:

Sun dress

Last person you argued with?:

Hmmmmm It's been a long time. I don't remember. Maybe about a year ago I flew off the handle at work and kind of yelled at the principal. He was shocked cause I never get mad (at least visibly mad at work) Actually he listened to me, so I think he took it seriously in the end and addressed my complaints.

Do you put peanut butter before putting the jelly on?
Can't imagine putting the jelly on first.

Favorite day of the week?:
Saturday

Favorite Sundae topping?:
Gotta be hot fudge

Did you take Piano lessons?:
No

Most frequent song played?:
If you mean the most "overplayed" songs on the radio, Proud Mary, Wipeout

T.V. show you secretly enjoy?:
As of late I have been watching Reaper. Kind of corny, but kind of enjoyable for some reason.

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?:
Playing?

Surely you jest. I am not into sports, but IF I had to play any sport, it'd be baseball, not because I'm good at it, but because I understand it and I wouldn't get thrown on the ground and mess up my body even more.

Date someone older or younger?:
When I was 18, I dated someone 17 (he was still in high school). At the time it just didn't seem right. Then again, I was 4 months older than my husband.

Do you use umbrellas?:
Every time it rains or my hair frizzes.

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?:
No

Favorite Cheese?:
I do like most all cheese, but I favor provolone and Swiss

Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?:

I have always been partial to brunetts

Did you go to your high school prom?:

No

Perfect time to wake up?:
Anytime I wake up after a good's night sleep without an alarm going.

Perfect time to go to bed?:
Just before I am ready to doze off

Do you use your queen right away in chess?:
Don't play chess

Ever been in a car accident?:
Yes but thankfully with no serious injuries

Closer to mom or dad...or neither?:

Dad

Were you ever in a school talent show?:
No

Have you ever written in a library book?:
Not that I remember

Favorite fruit?:
Peaches, bananas

Have you watched Sex and The City?:

My daughter loved the show and has all the seasons. I watched them just recently, and went to see the movie. I did like it, BUT for me, call me old fashioned, but I found it too "risque" in sexual content. True, didn't stop me from watching it, but wow, it showed everything. I told my daughter that I'd probably be embarrassed to watch it with her. YET, I liked it .....go figure. I'd probably prefer the cleaned up version on regular tv.

Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?:

Shampoo

Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?:
Always wet toothbrush

Pen or pencil?:
Pen

Have you ever gambled at a casino?:
Yes

Have you thrown up on a plane?:
Yes

Have you thrown up in a car?:
Not that I remember

Have you thrown up at work?:
No.

Do you scream on roller coasters?:

Yes

Who was your first prom date?:

Didn't go, but the younger guy I wrote about, asked me to the prom. But damn, me an old 18 year old graduate going to a prom? By the time it rolled around, we weren't seeing each other anymore

Who was your first roommate?:

Never lived with anyone but my parents til I married, so
Tony was my first roomate.

What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?:

Seagrams 7 and 7-Up aka 7/7

What was your first car?:
I was lucky. My father co-signed for me on a brand new 68 Camaro. My payments were 65 a month.

When did you go to your first funeral?:
I was about 13/14 my great uncle passed away. He was very close to my family.

How old were you when you first moved away from your
hometown?

31, moved to California

Who was your first grade teacher?:
Miss Lovern

Where did you go on your first airplane ride?:

California

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?:
I've never snuck out the house.

Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?:

As a kid, it was Rosemary and I lost track of her years ago. In high school it was Kathy, and I communicate with her but not that often

Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?:

Grand Rapids, MI suburb

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?:
Either I don't call anyone and stew for a while or I vent to my daughters

Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman:

I've been in about 10 weddings but my first one was my best friend Kathy in about 1968.

What is the first thing you do in the morning?:
Go to the bathroom and put on the coffee and turn on the computer.

What was the first concert you attended?:
Geez, I'm not positive but I think "The Animals"

First tattoo or piercing?:
Never

First celebrity crush?:

Has to be Elvis

TIS

1 Are You Single?
yes

2 If not, how Long Have You Been Together?
N/A

3 If You're Single, Do you Like It?
Yes

4 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now?
Not right now

5 First Kiss
I used to kiss this girl in 1st Grade, like Gomez Adamms to Morticia, up her arm.

6 Ever Kiss in the Rain?
Uhh... not sure

7 In a Movie Theater?
Don't think so

8 Underwater?
No

9 First Love
Crush? Kindergarten... I forget her name, though

10 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone?
Nope

11 Been Cheated on?
Hope not

12 Used Someone?
Maybe, but probably unintentional

13 Been used?
Probably

14 Lied to your bf/gf?
White lies never hurt anyone...

15 Ever Made out With Just a Friend?
Yes

16 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend?
Yes

17 Are You a Tease?
Yes

18 Do you Flirt a Lot?
Sometimes

19 Longest Relationship
Not too long

20 Shortest
A few weeks lol

21 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem?
No

22 Ever Get Flowers?
Don't need/want 'em

23 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten
XM Radio was cool

24 Do you Like Valentine's Day?
N/A

25 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight?
Lust At First Sight, sure

26 Do you Fall in Love Fast?
Not really

27 Are you a Player?
Not really

28 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex?
Who knows

29 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day?
Sure

30 Kissed 2 People At One Time?
How's that possible?

31 Had Sex with 2 People in One day?
See below:

32 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time?
Once

33 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex?
Yes I have

34 Ever Been Dumped?
Usually mutual

35 Ever dumped someone?
Usually mutual

36 Ever been rejected?
Who hasn't?

37 Do you have a lot of ex's?
No

38 Are you a slut?
Yes

39 Ever been called one?
No

40 Do you ever make the first move?
Sometimes

41 Double dates or single?
Single Dates

42 Do you want to get married
Is there someone out there who could put up with me??

Birthplace: Toms River, NJ

Current Location: Toms River, NJ

Height: 5 feet 9 inches ?

Your webpage: Is outdated

Are you taken? Nope

Are you a virgin? Nope

How many & what kind of pets do you have? None right now

What's your job? Webmaster / Video Editor / Goof-off

What's your Dream Job? Goof-off

Who is your best friend? Scott

What instruments do you play? Guitar, Bass, Keys - but not that well

What are your hobbies? This is it!

What are your goals? Get healthier, be happier, be richer

Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? If my heart could take it! lol

What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? Not a huge reader, but I do enjoy it when I do...

How would do describe yourself? I'd rather not; it's not pretty

What is a topic you wish you knew more about? The Mafia

What do you daydream about? My problems. (Santino: "Depends" -- You incontinent? lol)

What are your religious/spiritual beliefs? I am Christian (raised Catholic but the Church itself can be a bit rigid)

List 3 Things You Would Change About Yourself: Most everything

Spender or Saver? Spender

Truth or Dare? Doesn't matter

Books or Movies? Movies

Romantic Comedy or Action Adventure? Action/Adventure

Cats or Dogs? Both are cool

Mountain or Beach? Mountains don't give me ass-sand

Sweet or Salty? Ehh, both

Do You smoke: Unfortunately

Do you drink? Never!!

Get annoyed easily? I usually try to be patience, but it's hard when you're driving!

Like to travel? Sure

Like to drive fast? Yes

Sing well? Not as well as I think I do probably lol

Want kids? Mine or yours?

ARE YOU SHY?
Painfully
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Why can't you be both? Makeup sex is great.
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
I was going to say clowns, but then TIS' reply reminded me that I have nightmares that something has happened to my children.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
No.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV?
Most of it sucks.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Yes
WHAT SCENT DO YOU WEAR?
Mr. Babe doesn't like perfume, but my favorite has always been Joy by Jean Patou.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
Yes
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
On a beach in Sicily
BAD HABITS?
Doesn't everyone?
CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
I always bite and cheat.
DO YOU HAVE AN ODD OBSESSION?
Yes - a Godfather website.
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Yes and no. My brothers are 12 and 14 years older than me, so they were married and out of the house before I turned 10.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
To each his own, but not for me.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Unless Mr. Babe packs his bags.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Sometimes cats.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
Two minutes ago to my daughter.
IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
No
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
I cry at just about anything, so definitely weddings.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled with cheese.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Yes, Sicilian Babe.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No.
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I don't want to.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Yes.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yes.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
No, I love it.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I wish.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
NO!!!!
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Apparently.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
If necessary, yes, but I think society has made it too easy.
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Of course!!
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Not sure.

You are too wicked for color tv Geoff.

Birthplace: Lorain, Ohio

Current Location: Salem, Ohio

Height: 5 feet 6 1/2 inches

Your webpage: Don't have one

Are you taken? Yep

Are you a virgin? It would be a miracle if I was

How many & what kind of pets do you have? one dog

What's your job? Stay at home Mom for now

What's your Dream Job? Not having one

Who is your best friend? Don't have one

What instruments do you play? None

What are your hobbies? I make my own greeting cards,Garden

What are your goals? Get healthier, be happier, be richer

Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? No Way

What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? greeting card magizines, mafia books

How would do describe yourself? I'm a good person

What is a topic you wish you knew more about? The Mafia

What do you daydream about? getting out of debt

What are your religious/spiritual beliefs? I go to the Church Of Christ

List 3 Things You Would Change About Yourself: Alot

Spender or Saver? Saver

Truth or Dare? Dare

Books or Movies? Both

Romantic Comedy or Action Adventure? Both

Cats or Dogs? dogs (allergic to cats)

Mountain or Beach? Give me the sand any day

Sweet or Salty? Sweet

Do You smoke: No

Do you drink? Use to

Get annoyed easily? Yes now that I'm getting older

Like to travel? Sure

Like to drive fast? Yes

Sing well? No

Want kids? Waiting for mine to move out. 2 down 1 to go

Another....

I gotta say that these surveys (and the responses) are great. They've shed some light on some members here that I thought I knew all about but apparently was wrong.

A few random thoughts:


Yeah, right! "WAITER, THIS FUCKIN' CHEESECAKE IS FROZEN, YOU SONUVABITCH".

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Gotta be the funniest response I read here.

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Number two on the funny meter. Perhaps I shouldn't say "number two" here.

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I REALLY hate to admit this, but I didn't know that!! I know about your older brother in MD. Who is younger???

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Dunno why, but I find that very surprising.

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A complete surprise! That's from MY time!!

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Now THAT is spooky!!

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Dunno why, but I'm surprised to learn that.

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind, and what are their names?
I have a dog named Sampson

Who’s your favorite musician (singer or otherwise)?
I like alot of singers

What song would you most like to perform, or what band would you most like to perform with? (ignoring factors of embarrassment or lack of talent, which would stand in my way…haha)
I would love to sing My Way with Frank Sinatra

If you had a time machine, what time in your life would you travel back to? Would you change something, or want to relive something?
Yes, 1988 so I could take a different street so I wouldn't get into that car wreck that almost killed me

If you had a time machine (assuming you’re still in the Twilight Zone for the moment), what time period before your lifetime would you travel to? Would you rather have lived during that time, or would you just want to “visit” it?
I would love to live back in 1920's-1940's New York also the old west

What is your favorite time of the day?
Early evening

What is your favorite time of the year (month or season)?
I love the winter even though I hate to shovel the snow

Are you still living in the same place you were born? If not, how many different places have you lived?
no I was Born in Lorain, Ohio and I've lived in 4 different states

What is your favorite genre of movies?
Mafia,comedy

Who is your favorite author/writer (books, newspaper journalists, etc.)?
I use to read alot of VC Andrews

What is your favorite set of colors, ones that you like together?
I like navy blue

As a kid, did you enjoy school, deal with it, or hate it?
I hated school

Which year of school did you enjoy most?
6th grade was the best. Mr. Witherow was the best

What animal are you most afraid of?
Grizzly bears

What is your dream car? Mustang

Who do you feel closest to, that you know best and can rely on for trust and support – a family member or a friend? If a friend, how long have you know him/her?
Friend/a few years

Who’s your favorite comedian?
Jeff Foxworthy

What was your first job?
Waitress

Are you an early bird, a night owl, or somewhere between?
Night owl

What is a trait or a skill that you appreciate in others?
Honesty

What was something you got in trouble for as a kid?
Writing dirty words on the sidwalk in front of the Principal's house

Who would you say you have learned the most ‘life lessons’ from?
My Parents

Do you like the weather/climate of where you live?
No

What languages do you speak? What languages do you wish you knew, or would like to learn?
I wish I could speak Italian

How do you like to spend your free time?
Computer and family

Tell us about a possession of yours that has sentimental value to you.
I have some of my Mother's clothes and Jewlry after she passed away.

Do you have any pets? If so, what kind, and what are their names?
A shih-tzu, named Coco.

Who’s your favorite musician (singer or otherwise)?
Bruce Springsteen

What song would you most like to perform, or what band would you most like to perform with? (ignoring factors of embarrassment or lack of talent, which would stand in my way…haha)Maybe something by Buddy Holly. I don't sing well.

If you had a time machine, what time in your life would you travel back to? Would you change something, or want to relive something?
I would like to relive a carefree summer when I was 12.

If you had a time machine (assuming you’re still in the Twilight Zone for the moment), what time period before your lifetime would you travel to? Would you rather have lived during that time, or would you just want to “visit” it?
Like SC, I always was fascinated by the late 18th, early 19th century. I would also love to see the early days of baseball when Cobb, Walter Johnson and Matthewson played.

What is your favorite time of the day?
Early evening

What is your favorite time of the year (month or season)?
October.

Are you still living in the same place you were born? If not, how many different places have you lived?
I've lived in about a dozen different places.

What is your favorite genre of movies?
Probably drama.

Who is your favorite author/writer (books, newspaper journalists, etc.)?
James Joyce and John Steinbeck

What is your favorite set of colors, ones that you like together?
Definitely, black and gold. Go Steelers.

As a kid, did you enjoy school, deal with it, or hate it?
Probably all three at different times. Mostly, I dealt with it.

Which year of school did you enjoy most?
Senior year in college.

What animal are you most afraid of?
None really.

What is your dream car?
I never loved cars, or felt the desire to have a special one. I drive a 2003 Camry with a dented bumper and 215,000 miles on it, and enjoy it.

Who do you feel closest to, that you know best and can rely on for trust and support – a family member or a friend? If a friend, how long have you know him/her?
My wife. I still rely on my dad for advice. He's like a safety net for me.

Who’s your favorite comedian?
Is Robin Williams still considered a comedian?

What was your first job?
I worked for the Blind Association, and did yard work for the blind. They never complained.

Are you an early bird, a night owl, or somewhere between?
Mostly a night owl, but my schedule doesn't really permit it.

What is a trait or a skill that you appreciate in others?
Dependability, a sense of humor.

What was something you got in trouble for as a kid?
I lit all the candles inside a church (got off easy); I accidentally broke an expensive vase from Italy; I was nabbed for trespass several times for swimming in a reservoir late at night.

Who would you say you have learned the most ‘life lessons’ from?
My father, no doubt.

Do you like the weather/climate of where you live?
It gets a little too cold in winter and too hot in summer, but it's okay.

What languages do you speak? What languages do you wish you knew, or would like to learn?
English.

I wish I knew Spanish...and Italian so I could translate Santino Brasi's birthday greeting.

How do you like to spend your free time?
Doing this. Spending time with the family or watching sports.

Tell us about a possession of yours that has sentimental value to you.
Christmas ornaments that the kids made when they were little.

Righty/Lefty - lefty
Can you afford to lose weight - yes
Fave part of your body - eyes
Least fave part of your body - thighs
Fave part on the opposite sex
Biggest Turn-On - a lot
Biggest Turn-Off - fake people
Describe the perfect date - just being able to relax and be yourself
Top 4 qualities you look for in the opposite sex - funny, caring, smart, sweet
If someone really liked you, would you want them to tell you - sure
Long distance relationship or no relationship - long distance
Coke or Pepsi - both. I actually took the taste test and failed.
Cars or Trucks - cars
Hot or Cold - cold
Pants or shorts - shorts
Long sleeves or short sleeves - short sleeves
What are you wearing right now - skirt and top
If you could have one wish, what would it be - to have all my wishes come true
What is your favorite type of music - country or pop
Do you like theme parks - some of them
Indoors or Outdoors - indoors
3 names you might name your son - I'm too old for more kids
3 names you might name your daughter - I have one already - Nicole
How many kids do you want - That's illegal in this state
T.V. or Computer - some of us can do both at the same time
Do you play an instrument - no
Do you speak more than one language - I barely speak one.
What are your 3 favorite sports - baseball, football, basketball
How many posters are on your wall - 4
Hardwood floor or carpet in your bedroom - carpet
Is your room messy or tidy - tidy
Do you like to burp - yup
Top 5 favorite foods - pizza, spaghetti, crabcakes, chicken, steak
3 Favorite things to do at home - watch tv, clean my house, be on the computer
Swimming in the ocean or a pool - pool
Are you confident - no
Do you like to take risks - no
Favorite subject in high school - typing
Clothes shopping or grocery shopping - grocery
Say one extra thing about yourself - I'm done this survey

Actually my younger brother (by 2 years; married, 3 kids) lives in Maryland. My older brother (by about 8 years; divorced, 2 kids) lives an hour north and works in Manhattan as a head hunter...

See?? I never knew that. After all this time!

Righty/Lefty - Righty
Can you afford to lose weight - yes
Fave part of your body - eyes
Least fave part of your body - Boobs,stomach,legs
Fave part on the opposite sex -Ass
Biggest Turn-On - A man with a southern accent
Biggest Turn-Off - Liars
Describe the perfect date - Dinner,and a walk on the beach
Top 4 qualities you look for in the opposite sex - funny, caring, smart, sweet
If someone really liked you, would you want them to tell you - Of course
Long distance relationship or no relationship - long distance
Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi
Cars or Trucks - Cars
Hot or Cold - Hot
Pants or shorts - shorts
Long sleeves or short sleeves - short sleeves
What are you wearing right now - Shorts and a black Scarface tshirt
If you could have one wish, what would it be - to get out of debt
What is your favorite type of music - Rock, Oldies
Do you like theme parks - Yep
Indoors or Outdoors - Outdoors lately
3 names you might name your son - Michael,Ray,Ryan
3 names you might name your daughter - I have one already - Becky
How many kids do you want - I wanted 2 but I have 3
T.V. or Computer - both
Do you play an instrument - no
Do you speak more than one language - Nope
What are your 3 favorite sports - baseball, football sorry only two
How many posters are on your wall - none
Hardwood floor or carpet in your bedroom - carpet
Is your room messy or tidy - tidy
Do you like to burp - yup
Top 5 favorite foods - pizza, spaghetti, mash potatoes, chicken, steak
3 Favorite things to do at home - watch tv, make cards, be on the computer
Swimming in the ocean or a pool - both
Are you confident - yes
Do you like to take risks - Sometimes
Favorite subject in high school - History
Clothes shopping or grocery shopping - Clothes
Say one extra thing about yourself - My in-laws thinks I'm nuts
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I think the only pain involved is the person on the receiving end of your wrath.

"That Bridesmaid's boobs are falling out of her dress".

"That ho is flirting with Mr. Babe. I might have to open a can of whoop ass".

Take this survey...........

What happened there?

What brand of underwear you wearing? Victoria's secret

How often do you shave your legs (women) face (men, or warewolfs)? At least twice a week

How many times do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them? Just once

Do you always wash your belly button and behind your ears? I guess. I'm too tired in the morning to really know.

Ever kiss someone who was dating or married to someone else? Yes

Ever been paid for sex or a sexual favor? I've never been married, so no

Have you ever egged someones house or car? No, that's just wrong

Ever taken diet pills? I've taken speed

Have you been fired from a job? I think a temp job I had. I didn't go back after working there a couple weeks, so I guess they were justified.

Have you ever stolen something from work or school? If so, What? Pens and batteries.

Have you purposely flirted with a friends crush? No, I'm notl like that. Plus, they'd probably kick my ass.

Worst drug or substance you have used or abused? I've only spoken pot.

How often do you drink alcohol? Occassionally

Ever cheated on your taxes? I think the government cheats me by taking too much

Have your parents ever been in trouble with the law? No

Have you taken money out of the offering plate at church? Oh Good Lawd no

Ever stolen your neighbor's newspaper? No, I don't like to read.

Last time you went to a strip club or nudie bar? My niece's bachelorette party last year. Her stripper we hired to come to the house cancelled, so we went to see gay "tweens". If you don't know what they are, don't ask. But I will say there's no g strings involved. They were nekked as a jay bird.

Have you ever stolen candy from a baby/kid? That is just horrible!!!!111

Ever siphon someones gas? Does huffing it count?

Would you date an ex-con? After living with one for 11 years I'd have to say I've had enough of them

Have you ever stuck anything up your butt? NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!

Are you friends with any strippers? Not that I know

Ever been involved in a hit and run accident? No

Have you gotten a DUI or DWI? If I drove it would be criminal

Besides bills, what do you spend most your money on? Trips

Have you ever collected unemployment? No

Ever stolen someone's lawn ornaments or decorations? No

What is the worst thing you have ever done? I guess hooking school for like 2 months total in the 7th grade was bad.

What brand of underwear you wearing? GAP

How often do you shave your legs (women) face (men, or warewolfs)? Every 2-3 days

How many times do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them? Until they stand up on their own, a week or two

Do you always wash your belly button and behind your ears? Only in the shower

Ever kiss someone who was dating or married to someone else? Yes

Ever been paid for sex or a sexual favor? Everyone pays, in one way or another

Have you ever egged someones house or car? No

Ever taken diet pills? I've tried them

Have you been fired from a job? Been laid off a few times, once didn't have my contract extended, but technically not fired

Have you ever stolen something from work or school? If so, What? Pens and paper count?

Have you purposely flirted with a friends crush? Yes

Worst drug or substance you have used or abused? No comment

Oops, there were more:

How often do you drink alcohol? It's the 4th meal of the day, isn't it?

Ever cheated on your taxes? Not intentionally

Have your parents ever been in trouble with the law? No

Have you taken money out of the offering plate at church? Hell no!

Ever stolen your neighbor's newspaper? No, but my neighbor used to steal mine so one day I put a picture inside of it of her stealing it. Never happened again.

Last time you went to a strip club or nudie bar? Few months problably

Have you ever stolen candy from a baby/kid? No!

Ever siphon someones gas? No!

Would you date an ex-con? Why not?

Have you ever stuck anything up your butt?

Are you friends with any strippers? Not that I know of

Ever been involved in a hit and run accident? Nope

Have you gotten a DUI or DWI? Thankfully no!

Besides bills, what do you spend most your money on? Whores and coke. Oh, I mean uh... gadgets mostly

Have you ever collected unemployment? Once, after getting laid off

Ever stolen someone's lawn ornaments or decorations? No...

What is the worst thing you have ever done? I'm a good boy!

You do realize that "tweens" means "pre-teens", right?

I was going to the store to buy milk for my baby and the only thing I remember is waking up in a hospital bed. I was told later that some punk ass 15 year old kid who didn't have a licence to drive hit me. I just thank God I can't remember the car accident. And I thank God I left my son with the Col cuz if I took him with me he wouldn't be alive today.

That's horrible, Mig!! Glad it worked out!

And they looked every bit of it too. I think I took a half hour hot bath after that.

Wow... that's some story, Mig!

What brand of underwear you wearing?
Hanes.

How often do you shave your legs (women) face (men, or warewolfs)?
Depends on my social calendar.

How many times do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them?
You're supposed to wash them??

Do you always wash your belly button and behind your ears?
Yes.

Ever kiss someone who was dating or married to someone else?
Yes.

Ever been paid for sex or a sexual favor?
No.... dammit!

Have you ever egged someones house or car?
No.


Ever taken diet pills?
Yes.

Have you been fired from a job?
Yes.

Have you ever stolen something from work or school? If so, what?
Pens.

Have you purposely flirted with a friends crush?
No.


Worst drug or substance you have used or abused?
Cocaine.

How often do you drink alcohol?
Only on social occasions. Every few months.

Ever cheated on your taxes?
No.

Have your parents ever been in trouble with the law?
Yes. My dad was arrested in Washington during the 1930's. Something about a march on Washington protesting some government actions during the Depression.

Have you taken money out of the offering plate at church?
No.

Ever stolen your neighbor's newspaper?
No.

Last time you went to a strip club or nudie bar?
7 or 8 years ago.

Have you ever stolen candy from a baby/kid?
No.

Ever siphon someones gas?
No, but I've been downwind of pizzaboy once.

Would you date an ex-con?
Probably.

Have you ever stuck anything up your butt?
Some would say I stick my head up there.

Are you friends with any strippers?
Used to be.

Ever been involved in a hit and run accident?
No.

Have you gotten a DUI or DWI?
No.

Besides bills, what do you spend most your money on?
Food.

Have you ever collected unemployment?
Yes.

Ever stolen someone's lawn ornaments or decorations?
No.

What is the worst thing you have ever done?
Can't post that here.

What brand of underwear you wearing?
Hanes

How often do you shave your legs (women) face (men, or warewolfs)? once a week

How many times do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them? sometimes twice just depends

Do you always wash your belly button and behind your ears? of course

Ever kiss someone who was dating or married to someone else? Yes

Ever been paid for sex or a sexual favor? nope

Have you ever egged someones house or car? No but I've toilet papered someones house

Ever taken diet pills? I've tried them

Have you been fired from a job?
nope

Have you ever stolen something from work or school? If so, What? Pens and paper count?

Have you purposely flirted with a friends crush? Yes

Worst drug or substance you have used or abused? pot

How often do you drink alcohol? I don't

Ever cheated on your taxes? no

Have your parents ever been in trouble with the law? No

Have you taken money out of the offering plate at church? Hell no! But the Col. has made change

Ever stolen your neighbor's newspaper? No

Last time you went to a strip club or nudie bar? never went

Have you ever stolen candy from a baby/kid? No!

Ever siphon someones gas? No!

Would you date an ex-con? maybe when I divorce the Col.

Have you ever stuck anything up your butt? no coment

Are you friends with any strippers? don't know any

Ever been involved in a hit and run accident? Nope

Have you gotten a DUI or DWI? Thankfully no!

Besides bills, what do you spend most your money on? junk

Have you ever collected unemployment? Once, after getting laid off

Ever stolen someone's lawn ornaments or decorations? No

What is the worst thing you have ever done?
I helped a friend steal tires off of someones car.

1 Are You Single? No
2 If not, how Long Have You Been Together? 3+ YEARS
3 If You're Single, Do you Like It? N/A
4 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? NO
5 First Kiss 14 Y/O (MY BEST FRIEND'S SISTER)
6 Ever Kiss in the Rain? YES
7 In a Movie Theater? YES
8 Underwater? NO
9 First Love MY FIRST WIFE
10 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? YES
11 Been Cheated on? YES
12 Used Someone? NO
13 Been used? YES
14 Lied to your bf/gf? YES
15 Ever Made out With Just a Friend? YES
16 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? YES
17 Are You a Tease? NO
18 Do you Flirt a Lot? NO
19 Longest Relationship? 6 YEARS
20 Shortest? 1 NIGHT
21 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? YES
22 Ever Get Flowers? YES
23 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten? FLAT SCREEN MONITOR
24 Do you Like Valentine's Day? NOT REALLY
25 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? YES
26 Do you Fall in Love Fast? NO
27 Are you a Player? NO
28 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? HELL NO
29 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? YES
30 Kissed 2 People At One Time? YES
31 Had Sex with 2 People in One day? YES
32 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? YES
33 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? YES
34 Ever Been Dumped? YES
35 Ever dumped someone? YES
36 Ever been rejected? YES
37 Do you have a lot of ex's? WHAT'S A LOT?
38 Are you a slut? NO
39 Ever been called one? NO
40 Do you ever make the first move? YES
41 Double dates or single? SINGLE
42 Do you want to get married N/A