AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? Wouldn't say "maniac". Lincoln Logs, maybe...
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? Love Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares, and any other cooking competitions, and American Idol. COPS sometimes. But otherwise, meh.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Most babies are cute - sadly I was in the minority.
WHAT SCENT DO YOU WEAR? Axe.
ANY SECRET TALENTS? You'd have to ask her about that
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? Anywhere with the GangsterBB people.
BAD HABITS? Plenty.
CAN YOU SWIM? Of course.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? Too many.
DO YOU HAVE AN ODD OBSESSION? No, I have an even obsession.
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD? Nope, in the middle.
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? Hunting for food is okay, I suppose. Guess it doesn't matter, I just wouldn't do it personally...
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? Hope not.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It used to be pretty good, but who handwrites any more? lol
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? Nothing.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? Said aloud? Probably a while ago.
IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE? Yeah, and so is Hendrix and Morrison
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? No. But I would understand why people would, seeing a loved one subjecting themselves like that
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Over easy. Like a few other things
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? "J Geoff" I guess. (Yogi: "Or Patto." At least it's not Pato! lol)
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? No. Just the monsters in it!
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? Yes. And my ankles and wrists.
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? Yes, but not as a patient.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? I'm heavy, I'm a sleeper, but no, not a heavy sleeper.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Hazel, I think. WTF is hazel anyway?
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? Less than others.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? No.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? Yes.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? No.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? I believe in it - there's a 50/50 chance - but do I condone it? Spiritually, no, but realistically, yes. Better question: Do I Believe In Marriage? Sometimes.
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? No, I'm perfect.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT? Bon Jovi
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin
