Birthplace: WEEHAWKEN, NJ
Current Location: STATEN ISLAND, NY
Height: 5'11"
Your webpage: N/A
Are you taken? YES
Are you a virgin? NO
How many & what kind of pets do you have? 1 CAT
What's your job? WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE WORK
What's your Dream Job? WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE WORK
Who is your best friend? TOM
What instruments do you play? NONE
What are your hobbies? GOLF, TRAVELING
What are your goals? RETIRE BY 55
Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? NO
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
How would do describe yourself? BORING
What is a topic you wish you knew more about? NONE
What do you daydream about? NOTHING
What are your religious/spiritual beliefs? BARELY CATHOLIC
List 3 Things You Would Change About Yourself: I'M PERFECT

Spender or Saver? BOTH
Truth or Dare? TRUTH
Books or Movies? MOVIES
Romantic Comedy or Action Adventure? AA
Cats or Dogs? CATS
Mountain or Beach? BEACH
Sweet or Salty? SALTY
Do You smoke: NEVER
Do yo drinK? SOMETIMES
Get annoyed easily? YES. VERY.
Like to travel? YES
Like to drive fast? YES
Sing well? DEFINITELY NO
Want kids? MAYBE

Is anyone getting bored yet?

What's the age difference between you and the last person you kissed? A few years.

Do you believe that there's always room in your heart for your first love? I believe there should be room in his heart for me to stick a knife in it.

Why can a guy sleep with a lot of people and it be okay, but if a girl does shes a whore? I wish I knew.

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? He was so darn cute

Have you ever had sex with a stranger? There's no one stranger than me

Do you like to have long hair or short hair? Shoulder length

What about on the opposite sex? short

When's the next time you're going away? I'm going crazy

When's your birthday? April

Do you like to work with little kids? Only on a limited basis.

Where are your mom and dad? My mom's home, my dad's in hell...ummm. heaven

Last vacation you went to? New York

Do you like to eat ice? No, it hurts my teeth

Do you like candy? I don't know her

When do you go to sleep? weekdays between 9:30-10:00

Would you ever consider moving to another state to be with the one you love? yes

Do you talk to your parents? I try, but everything upsets my mom anymore

Do you lie? I try not to, but I do

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere? No, just dead bodies.

Are you going to have a good night? Probably not

Do you have strange dreams? I'm strange, so why wouldn't I have strange dreams.

Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

What's something you learned today? That my boss is a sniffling, whining asshole

Are you happy? No

Would it hurt seeing someone make out with the last person you kissed? yes

Have you spoken to your mother today? No, I'm a horrible child

What makes you happy? If I knew that I might be happy

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? last week

Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? The question is can they last with me for three months.

What are you excited about? that's aweful personal

1 Are You Single? yes
2 If not, how Long Have You Been Together? N/A
3 If You're Single, Do you Like It? Yes
4 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? NO
5 First Kiss 17
6 Ever Kiss in the Rain? YES
7 In a Movie Theater? YES
8 Underwater? YES
9 First Love His name was Phil
10 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? NO
11 Been Cheated on? YES
12 Used Someone? NO
13 Been used? YES
14 Lied to your bf/gf? Not that I can think of (maybe little white lie)
15 Ever Made out With Just a Friend? No
16 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? No
17 Are You a Tease? NO
18 Do you Flirt a Lot? NO
19 Longest Relationship? 18 years of marriage
20 Shortest? 2 or 3 dates maybe
21 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? Don't think so
22 Ever Get Flowers? YES
23 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten? NOT SURE
24 Do you Like Valentine's Day? Yes
25 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? not really
26 Do you Fall in Love Fast? NO
27 Are you a Player? NO
28 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? NO
29 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? Hmm no
30 Kissed 2 People At One Time? No
31 Had Sex with 2 People in One day? No
32 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? No
33 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? Don't think so
34 Ever Been Dumped? YES
35 Ever dumped someone? YES
36 Ever been rejected? YES
37 Do you have a lot of ex's? No, not really
38 Are you a slut? NO
39 Ever been called one? NO
40 Do you ever make the first move? YES
41 Double dates or single? SINGLE
42 Do you want to get married No thanks

TIS

1 Are You Single? No
2 If not, how Long Have You Been Together? 25+YEARS
3 If You're Single, Do you Like It? N/A
4 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? NO
5 First Kiss 13 a boy from church
6 Ever Kiss in the Rain? YES
7 In a Movie Theater? YES
8 Underwater? yes
9 First Love a boy in 6th grade
10 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? YES
11 Been Cheated on? YES
12 Used Someone? YES
13 Been used? YES
14 Lied to your bf/gf? YES
15 Ever Made out With Just a Friend? YES
16 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? No
17 Are You a Tease? NO
18 Do you Flirt a Lot? NO
19 Longest Relationship? 25+ YEARS
20 Shortest? couple weeks
21 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? YES
22 Ever Get Flowers? YES
23 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten? a diamond ring
24 Do you Like Valentine's Day? Yes
25 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? YES
26 Do you Fall in Love Fast? NO
27 Are you a Player? NO
28 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? HELL NO
29 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? YES
30 Kissed 2 People At One Time? no
31 Had Sex with 2 People in One day? no
32 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? no
33 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? YES
34 Ever Been Dumped? YES
35 Ever dumped someone? YES
36 Ever been rejected? YES
37 Do you have a lot of ex's? no
38 Are you a slut? NO
39 Ever been called one? yes
40 Do you ever make the first move? YES
41 Double dates or single? I liked both
42 Do you want to get married Already am

What's the age difference between you and the last person you kissed? A couple months.

Do you believe that there's always room in your heart for your first love? Yes you never forget your first love

Why can a guy sleep with a lot of people and it be okay, but if a girl does shes a whore? It's in the script I guess.

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? He went to work

Have you ever had sex with a stranger? nope

Do you like to have long hair or short hair? Shoulder length

What about on the opposite sex? long

When's the next time you're going away? 7-10-08

When's your birthday? December

Do you like to work with little kids? Love little kids.

Where are your mom and dad? My mom's in Heaven My Dad is in Florida

Do you like candy? A little

When do you go to sleep? Anytime after midnight

Would you ever consider moving to another state to be with the one you love? yes

Do you talk to your parents? just about everyday I talk to my daddy
Do you lie? I try not to, but I do

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere? No

Are you going to have a good night? hope so

Do you have strange dreams? Very

Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

What's something you learned today? That Sampson wasn't happy when I took him to the kennel today.

Are you happy? yes

Would it hurt seeing someone make out with the last person you kissed? yes

Have you spoken to your mother today? No

What makes you happy? My babies

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? a couple days ago

Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? yes

What are you excited about? That I get to see all 3 kids tomorrow

What was that? .... 1775, 1776?

ouch

Cold blooded!

Righty/Lefty - righty
Can you afford to lose weight - yes
Fave part of your body - eyes
Least fave part of your body - waist
Fave part on the opposite sex - legs
Biggest Turn-On - a sexy laugh
Biggest Turn-Off - critical people
Describe the perfect date - good music, food, drink, laughter and compatability.
If someone really liked you, would you want them to tell you - yes
Long distance relationship or no relationship - long distance
Coke or Pepsi - regular coke and diet pepsi.
Cars or Trucks - cars
Hot or Cold - cold
Pants or shorts - shorts
Long sleeves or short sleeves - short sleeves
What are you wearing right now - shorts and a Phillies shirt
If you could have one wish, what would it be - to have additional wishes.
What is your favorite type of music - rock
Do you like theme parks - sure
Indoors or Outdoors - outdoors
3 names you might name your son - I've passed that
3 names you might name your daughter - I considered the name Holly w/ my wife for our daughter.
How many kids do you want - I have 3
T.V. or Computer - maybe tv
Do you play an instrument - used to play saxophone
Do you speak more than one language - nope.
What are your 3 favorite sports - baseball, football, basketball
How many posters are on your wall - 0
Hardwood floor or carpet in your bedroom - carpet
Is your room messy or tidy - tidy, but not too tidy
Do you like to burp - yes, actually.
Top 5 favorite foods - pizza, steak, pork & sauerkraut,Chinese, lobster
3 Favorite things to do at home - relaxing, spending time with the family and having some friends over.
Swimming in the ocean or a pool - pool
Are you confident - not really
Do you like to take risks - no
Favorite subject in high school - Latin
Clothes shopping or grocery shopping - grocery
Say one extra thing about yourself - I was once part of a world record for largest game of musical chairs, and lasted a long time.

Why July 4th, 1776 silly boy. Heck, I partied with Johnny Hancock and Ben Franklin (what a kidder he was)Kept trying to sell me all these ridiculous inventions. Actually I am in pretty good shape for as old as I am.


SC, didn't your mama ever tell you nobody likes a smart ass?


TIS

1 Are You Single? No
2 If not, how Long Have You Been Together? We've dated since 1985 and got married in 1990.
3 If You're Single, Do you Like It? N/A
4 Do You Have a Crush On Anyone Right Now? NO
5 First Kiss 15
6 Ever Kiss in the Rain? YES
7 In a Movie Theater? YES
8 Underwater? Can't remember.
9 First Love - Kim C.
10 Have you ever Cheated on Anyone? YES
11 Been Cheated on? Not that I know of.
12 Used Someone? I don't think so.
13 Been used? Probably
14 Lied to your bf/gf? NO
15 Ever Made out With Just a Friend? YES
16 Ever Had Sex With Just a Friend? YES, and I don't recommend it.
17 Are You a Tease? NO
18 Do you Flirt a Lot? NO
19 Longest Relationship? Present one.
20 Shortest? days
21 Have you Ever Gotten a Poem? NO
22 Ever Get Flowers? YES, I was embarrassed.
23 Sweetest Thing You've Ever Gotten? a care package of cookies when I was in law school.
24 Do you Like Valentine's Day? A little.
25 Do you Believe in Love at First Sight? I'm sure it happens all the time.
26 Do you Fall in Love Fast? NO
27 Are you a Player? NO
28 Would you ever Hook Up With Someone of the Same sex? NO
29 Have You ever Kissed 2 People in One Day? YES
30 Kissed 2 People At One Time? NO
31 Had Sex with 2 People in One day? I doubt it.
32 Had sex with 2+ People at One Time? I'm not Geoff.
33 Ever cried over someone of the opposite sex? NO
34 Ever Been Dumped? YES
35 Ever dumped someone? NO
36 Ever been rejected? YES
37 Do you have a lot of ex's? Not really.
38 Are you a slut? NO
39 Ever been called one? NO
40 Do you ever make the first move? YES
41 Double dates or single? Single.
42 Do you want to get married I'm there.

Birthplace: Scranton, PA

Current Location: Harrisburg area, PA

Height: 5 feet 11 inches ?

Your webpage: None.

Are you taken? Yes

Are you a virgin? No

How many & what kind of pets do you have? A dog

What's your job? Attorney...although I tell my family I play piano in a whorehouse, so they'll respect me.

What's your Dream Job? One of leisure

Who is your best friend? Dennis and Joe

What instruments do you play? None

What are your hobbies? Sports

What are your goals? Make the family proud.

Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? Probably not now.

What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? Sports/News

How would do describe yourself? Easygoing

What is a topic you wish you knew more about? Outer Space

What do you daydream about? Aa relaxing life

What are your religious/spiritual beliefs? Catholic

List 3 Things You Would Change About Yourself: Better condition,

Spender or Saver? Both

Truth or Dare? Truth

Books or Movies? books

Romantic Comedy or Action Adventure? Action/Adventure

Cats or Dogs? Cats...but my wife is allergic.

Mountain or Beach? beach

Sweet or Salty? sweet

Do You smoke: No

Do you drink? yes

Get annoyed easily? Not really.

Like to travel? Sure

Like to drive fast? Yes

Sing well? No

Want kids? Got 'em

What brand of underwear you wearing? Hanes (I had to check)

How often do you shave your legs (women) face (men, or warewolfs)?Every day. I often skip it on weekends.

How many times do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them?Usually 3-4

Do you always wash your belly button and behind your ears? Pretty much.

Ever kiss someone who was dating or married to someone else? I had to think hard...but, yes.

Ever been paid for sex or a sexual favor? No

Have you ever egged someones house or car? No, but like Mig, I toilet papered a house.

Ever taken diet pills? No

Have you been fired from a job? Laid off once

Have you ever stolen something from work or school? If so, What? Pens, legal pads

Have you purposely flirted with a friends crush? No

Worst drug or substance you have used or abused? I havent done anything harder than alcohol. Really.

How often do you drink alcohol? Weekends, holidays.

Ever cheated on your taxes? No

Have your parents ever been in trouble with the law? No

Have you taken money out of the offering plate at church? No

Ever stolen your neighbor's newspaper? Yes. Just this past Sunday. They were away on vacation, so I felt what the heck. They wouldn't mind.

Last time you went to a strip club or nudie bar? Halloween night, 2005 in Pittsburgh. Some buddies and I went out to watch the Steelers play the Ravens in a Monday Night Football game, and ended up in a strip bar a mile or so from the stadium.

Have you ever stolen candy from a baby/kid? No

Ever siphon someones gas? No

Would you date an ex-con? Why not? Some of the nicest people I've met were in prison.

Have you ever stuck anything up your butt? No (I love SC's answer).

Are you friends with any strippers? I represented a few years ago who were nice people. But presently, I'm not friends with strippers.

Ever been involved in a hit and run accident? No

Have you gotten a DUI or DWI? No.

Besides bills, what do you spend most your money on? My kids.

Have you ever collected unemployment? Briefly, when I was laid off a long time ago. I wish I had stayed on UC longer.

Ever stolen someone's lawn ornaments or decorations? I don't think so.

What is the worst thing you have ever done? Once in the 9th inning of a baseball game after most of the fans left, I snuck down to get better seats. j/k. I'd rather not answer this one.

What's the age difference between you and the last person you kissed? A year.

Do you believe that there's always room in your heart for your first love? Not for me.

Why can a guy sleep with a lot of people and it be okay, but if a girl does shes a whore? It's the Law of Nature. Who knows?

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? She wished me Happy Birthday

Have you ever had sex with a stranger? Long ago.

Do you like to have long hair or short hair? Short

What about on the opposite sex? Long

When's the next time you're going away? Don't know.

When's your birthday? It was today.

Do you like to work with little kids? Yes.

Where are your mom and dad? still living in the home, in which they raised my siblings and me.

Last vacation you went to? The beach

Do you like to eat ice? Yes

Do you like candy? Even more than ice.

When do you go to sleep? After midnight

Would you ever consider moving to another state to be with the one you love? yes

Do you talk to your parents? Yes, absolutely.

Do you lie? White lies now and then

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere? No.

Are you going to have a good night? Yep

Do you have strange dreams? Yes. Very strange.

Have you ever had your heart broken? yes

What's something you learned today? Not to go to a certain restaurant on Wednesdays when they have 35 cent wing night.

Are you happy? I guess so.

Would it hurt seeing someone make out with the last person you kissed? Yes

Have you spoken to your mother today? Yes

What makes you happy? My family's happiness.

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? An hour ago or so.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? Yeah

What are you excited about? Nothing right now

What brand of underwear you wearing?
Hanes.

How often do you shave your legs (women) face (men, or warewolfs)?

In the winter maybe once/twice a week in the summer at least every other day or every day.

How many times do you wear a pair of jeans before washing them?
3 times

Do you always wash your belly button and behind your ears?
Yes.

Ever kiss someone who was dating or married to someone else?

No

Ever been paid for sex or a sexual favor?
No

Have you ever egged someones house or car?
Yes


Ever taken diet pills?
I think I did one time in high school

Have you been fired from a job?
No

Have you ever stolen something from work or school? If so, what?
Pens, highlighters, zerox paper

Have you purposely flirted with a friends crush?
No.


Worst drug or substance you have used or abused?
One time only, took speed (chocolate mesc.)...hated it

How often do you drink alcohol?
Not much at all, but on occasion

Ever cheated on your taxes?
No.

Have your parents ever been in trouble with the law?
Nope

Have you taken money out of the offering plate at church?
OMG, I would never do that.

Ever stolen your neighbor's newspaper?
You know what, i think I did years ago

Last time you went to a strip club or nudie bar?
I think probably sometime in the 70's

Have you ever stolen candy from a baby/kid?
No.

Ever siphon someones gas?
No, but if gas prices continue to skyrocket I may have to learn how.

Would you date an ex-con?
I guess it would depend on what he was in for. I'd most likely wouldn't though. I like to feel safe with a date.

Have you ever stuck anything up your butt?
No

Are you friends with any strippers?
No

Ever been involved in a hit and run accident?
Yes - in 75 on the freeway. My husband was driving. I was about 7 months pregnant. A car rear ended us, backed up to get clear and than took off. Never found him. Asshole

Have you gotten a DUI or DWI?
No.

Besides bills, what do you spend most your money on?
Food, travel clothes, kids/grandkids

Have you ever collected unemployment?
No

Ever stolen someone's lawn ornaments or decorations?
No.

What is the worst thing you have ever done?
Off hand I can't think of anything illegal anyway. I have some regrets.


TIS

Uh uh uh.... I got pictures of you coming out of a nudie bar in 2003. (You forgot the Bada-Bing?).

What's the age difference between you and the last person you kissed? Hmmm, about 8 years or so? Unless you count my mom and then like 37 years

Do you believe that there's always room in your heart for your first love? The first one is pretty special, so why not

Why can a guy sleep with a lot of people and it be okay, but if a girl does shes a whore? What's wrong w/ whores?

Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because she was there

Have you ever had sex with a stranger? Do hookers count?

Do you like to have long hair or short hair? Mine gets really curly long, so I suppose short it better

What about on the opposite sex? Long (hair)

When's the next time you're going away? Going to Annapolis tomorrow to visit. Otherwise: New Brunswick, August 15th

When's your birthday? The Epiphany

Do you like to work with little kids? Sure. But what kind of work are we talking? Calculus might be tough...

Where are your mom and dad? Next town over (during the Summer and Thanksgiving/Christmas); otherwise, Florida

Last vacation you went to? New Brunswick, NJ (last BB get-together)

Do you like to eat ice? Ice? Sure, from my drink

Do you like candy? Not so much. Chocolate's okay, but I only really eat candy out of the Halloween bowl (for like 2-3 months afterwards!)

When do you go to sleep? Normally around 3am

Would you ever consider moving to another state to be with the one you love? I'd consider most anything.

Do you talk to your parents? Of course.

Do you lie? White lies now and then

Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere? Why would I hide empty bottles? Are the half-full ones less embarrassing?

Are you going to have a good night? Tonight was okay.

Do you have strange dreams? The alien dreams I have freak me out a bit, but also fascinate me.

Have you ever had your heart broken? Almost.

What's something you learned today? That it's good to join forces with your enemies rather than fight them! (Literally, just within the past hour, TWO of my nemeses on MOBSTERS came to me to join forces rather than fight!)

Are you happy? Sometimes.

Would it hurt seeing someone make out with the last person you kissed? Sure

Have you spoken to your mother today? Yes

What makes you happy? Other people's happiness.

When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? Couple weeks ago probably. But tomorrow!

Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? I probably could, but don't know about my partner!

What are you excited about? Seeing the twins tomorrow!

That's not twin hookers is it?


TIS

Maybe these surveys give out way too much info

No, the twins I speak of are only 8 months old

It must be because you're so genuinely sweet, but I think I laugh hardest when you tease somebody, TIS.

Song that always makes you sad?:
Con Te Partiro ( Greatest song ever)
Last thing you bought?:
A Bus ticket

Last person you argued with?:
X GF

Do you put peanut butter before putting the jelly on?
yep

Favorite day of the week?:
Saturday

Favorite Sundae topping?:
Nuts

Did you take Piano lessons?:
No, Wish I had.

Most frequent song played?:
Soul Alamo - Blu
T.V. show you secretly enjoy?:
Dexter
Would you rather play basketball or hockey?:
B Ball

Date someone older or younger?:
Either

Do you use umbrellas?:
Never

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?:
HAHAHA

Favorite Cheese?:
Swiss

Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?:
I love all women!!!

Did you go to your high school prom?:
haha Yeah....Good times

Perfect time to wake up?:
4 pm

Perfect time to go to bed?:
2am

Do you use your queen right away in chess?:
Never.

Ever been in a car accident?:
yep

Closer to mom or dad...or neither?:
Mum..Don't know Dad

Were you ever in a school talent show?:
Nup

Have you ever written in a library book?:
Err no

Favorite fruit?:
Nectarine

Have you watched Sex and The City?:
Yeah..Women are funny!

Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?:
Shampoo yo!!

Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?:
Rinse!!!
Pen or pencil?:
Pen.
Have you ever gambled at a casino?:
Yes

Have you thrown up on a plane?:
No.

Have you thrown up in a car?:
No

Have you thrown up at work?:
No.

Do you scream on roller coasters?:
No.

Who was your first prom date?:
Charlotte

Who was your first roommate?:
Scott

What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?:
Probably a whole cask of wine..haha

What was your first car?:
Ea Ford Piece of shit!!

When did you go to your first funeral?:
Two years ago..my friend Nick died form Cancer. R.I.P mate.

How old were you when you first moved away from your
hometown?:
18

Who was your first grade teacher?:
Can't remember.

Where did you go on your first airplane ride?:
Sydney

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?:
I've never snuck out the house.

Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?:
Don't know.
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?:
Melbourne City

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?:
haha No one. I don't project my stress on other people.

Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman:
Never been to a wedding

What is the first thing you do in the morning?:
Wait for my erection to go down.

What was the first concert you attended?:
Some wak shit.

First tattoo or piercing?:
No

First celebrity crush?:
Never had a crush on a celebrity.

Geoff, weren't there a series of threads like this awhile back called "Our melting pot" or something similiar? You should find them and merge them here.

Most of the surveys I find have the same questions. It's getting hard to weed out the ones geered towards 13 year olds.

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed?
G'Day!

Why is the last reason you cried?
Salt in my eyes...

Where is your cell phone?
Near my balls.

Where did you sleep last night?
On the couch

What woke you up today?
My alarm

Are you excited for the future?
Yes. If my heart holds up.

Have you ever tried to break someone else up?
Pffft..what for?

When was the last time you talked to your best friend?

Last week.

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Yes, Lots of things. I went to Prison!!!

Where is your best friend?
I'm no rat!!

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yes.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
My Dog

Anything annoying you right now?
Boredom,,which is making me fill out these stupid things.

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?

Paranoia

Who has your heart?

Music

Have you ever slapped anyone?

Yeah, I pimped slap a dude at a club once.

What should you be doing?

Sleeping

Last time you showered?
Today

Where do you get your money?
Work

Do you have a facebook?
Nah

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
hell yeah

Are you excited for summer?
Fucking oath..it's freezing over here!!

How many people do you trust?
None..not even myself.

Have you ever been engaged?:
Yes

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?:
No

Have you ever gambled online?:
Pffft no

Have you ever taken a drug test?:

yes

Have you ever been to New York City?:
No..But I really want to go!!!

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?:
Yeah.

Have you ever been skinny dipping?
yeah

Have you ever gone a day without eating?
yes

Have you ever had stitches?:
heaps

Have you ever broken a bone?:
a few

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital?
haha yes

Have you ever slept an entire day?
easy

Have you ever attended a private school?:
fuck no

Have you ever had a gym membership?
yes

What would you like to say to the last person you kissed? How you doing

Why is the last reason you cried? I chopped an onion

Where is your cell phone? in my lunch bag

Where did you sleep last night? in my bed

What woke you up today? the sounds of me screaming, "No, I don't want to go to work"

Are you excited for the future? Not really

Have you ever tried to break someone else up? Like I have that kind of power

When was the last time you talked to your best friend? Years ago

Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far? No, but give me time

Where is your best friend? Don't have one

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating? of course

Who was the last person to make you laugh? Klyd's response to what he does for a living.

Anything annoying you right now? always

Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now? that of a homicidal maniac

Who has your heart? I hope I do

Have you ever slapped anyone? lots of times

What should you be doing? getting ready for work

Last time you showered? 1/2 hour ago

Where do you get your money? robbing the blind and elderly

Do you have a facebook? my face belongs on a post office wall, not in a book

Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy? no

Are you excited for summer? sure, why not

How many people do you trust? not many

Have you ever been engaged?: no

Have you ever been to the Eiffel Tower?: no

Have you ever gambled online?: It's a gamble every time I post something here

Have you ever taken a drug test?: for work

Have you ever been to New York City?: yes

Have you ever carried more than 500 dollars in cash on you?: Probably when I leave for a vacation

Have you ever been skinny dipping? no, why scare the fish

Have you ever gone a day without eating? only when I'm sick

Have you ever had stitches?: after surgeries

Have you ever broken a bone?:I sprained my ankle

Have you ever had to stay the night in a hospital? lots of times

Have you ever slept an entire day? again, only when I'm sick

Have you ever attended a private school?: no

Have you ever had a gym membership? for 1 year

I should be working, but what the hell...

Who is the last person who hit you? I haven't been hit in a while, probably my ex.

What food would you never eat, even if your life depended on it? liver

What song do you want/was played at your wedding? Mama he's crazy

What are your favorite comfort foods? chocolate; cheese and potato chip sandwich; sunflower seeds

What song do you want played at your funeral? My way

What is your favorite restaurant? Cite in New York was awesome

What's the last law you have broken? probably smoking weed

How long is your commute to and from work? 1 hour in the morning, 1 1/2 hours in afternoon

What would be the title of your autobiography? This is it?

When was the last time you cried yourself to sleep? a few months ago

Name 3 things you can't live without. oxygen, food, water

Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? I'd do it for $20.00

Are you for or against gay marraige? sure, why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us

How do you want to die? suicide after killing all my enemies

Would you take a bullet for the one you love? absolutely

What would you do if this website ever closed? blame Geoff

What would you do if your favorite celebrity came to visit you? die a happy lady

Would you sell your soul to the devil if you could have everything you wanted for the rest of your life? probably