What song makes you want to get up and dance? Footloose
What is your favorite form of kissing:
I love my freedom.
What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences? Presidential administrations haven't lasted that long.
What color are your sheets? blue
Would you mind having stepkids? I think kids should be stepped on
What is a good song to play during sex? If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
What would you say to the last person you've had sex with? Why
Does money mean everything? only if you have it
What is your favorite sexual position:
roof roof
If you came across a wallet, what would you do? I'd look for the money, then mail it to the owner. (Hey, I'm just being honest).

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors? once, and not by choice.
What makes you mad? when dreams don't come true
What are you most proud of about yourself? I haven't committed murder yet
What have you eaten today? cereal, salmon lunch, apple, peach, banana, and eggrolls, noodles and corn on the cob for dinner.
What song are you embarrassed to admit you like? Mambo #5
Are you conceited? no
How many sexual partners have you had? 4. Woo hoo! I'm such a playa
Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom? both. I squeeze from the middle, then try to roll the rest of it up.
Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually) boxers
Toilet paper over or under? under
What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate? this is a pg13 site
What is the theme of your bathroom? a mess. I never got the tile put back on the walls from when I got the jacuzzi tub put in
Have you ever seen a dead body? not out in the open. Just rolling past me on a gurney
Do you know anyone who's had a house fire? When I was pregnant with my daughter my brother in law's sister's 2 kids, and the woman she was living with's 2 kids were all killed in a house fire caused by candle. They lived on the corner, directly across the alley from a fire station too, but they were out on another call. Her kids were 12 and 9 I think.
Do you know anyone who's committed suicide? My niece's boyfriend, when he was a few weeks shy of his 18th birthday. His name was Adam, and they played Blink 182's "Adam's song" at his funeral. That was a horrific day.
Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit? just my daughter when she was little.
If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......I've been on the computer too much today.
What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker? My kid can beat up your honor student.
Last thing you got in the mail. Just a lot of junk mail.
Are you too forgiving? yes
How many windows do you have opened now on your computer? just one
When was the last time you had your hair cut? 2 months ago
Who was the last person who called you. not counting work, probably my daughter
Where is the person you want the most? I do not know