What song makes you want to get up and dance?
"PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY"

What is your favorite form of kissing:
peck on the cheek
air kiss
french kiss XX

What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
A FEW MONTHS


What color are your sheets?
DEPENDS

Would you mind having stepkids?
NO

What is a good song to play during sex?
WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE

What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
WHAT'S FOR DINNER, HONEY?

Does money mean everything?
NO

What is your favorite sexual position:
missionary
on top
doggie style XX

If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
HOPE IT DIDN'T HAVE ID

Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
YES

What makes you mad?
UNNECESSARY SURVEYS

What are you most proud of about yourself?
I'M STILL ALIVE

What have you eaten today?
RICE KRISPIES AND BAKED ZITI

What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
ANY SONG BY DEPECH MODE

Are you conceited?
NO

How many sexual partners have you had?
LOST COUNT

Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
ROLL FROM THE BOTTOM

Boxers or briefs? (You knew that was coming eventually)
BOXERBRIEFS (NOT KIDDING)

Toilet paper over or under?
DOESN'T MATTER

What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
ICE CREAM

What is the theme of your bathroom?
"OUTDATED"

Have you ever seen a dead body?
YES

Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
YES

Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
YES

Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
NO

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......
??

What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
"MY OTHER CAR IS A PIECE OF SHIT TOO"

Last thing you got in the mail.
JUNK MAIL FROM ATLANTIC CITY

Are you too forgiving?
I DON'T THINK SO

How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
2

When was the last time you had your hair cut?
LAST MONTH

Who was the last person who called you.
MY WIFE

Where is the person you want the most?
??