What song makes you want to get up and dance?
No song does. A song I'm really liking right now is Bright Eyes cover of Devil Town.
What is your favorite form of kissing:
French
What was the longest you've gone between sexual experiences?
6 Weeks or so.
What color are your sheets?
Green
Would you mind having stepkids?
Yeah, because that would mean I wouldn't be married to my current wife.
What is a good song to play during sex?
Who cares about the music?
What would you say to the last person you've had sex with?
"I want you to be my baby's mama!"
Does money mean everything?
No. Money means power, and Power means everything.
What is your favorite sexual position:
It changes.
If you came across a wallet, what would you do?
Look to see if there was any money in it.
Have you ever gone to the bathroom outdoors?
I've lived without running water, whaddaya think?
What makes you mad?
Surveys.
What are you most proud of about yourself?
I don't know. I feel pretty insignificant in the whole scheme of things.
What have you eaten today?
Burrito, Cap'n Crunch with berries, Italian Beef.
What song are you embarrassed to admit you like?
I can't think of any, but the free credit report songs have been mentioned and they are pretty catchy...
Are you conceited?
I'm too wonderful to be conceited.
How many sexual partners have you had?
Enough.
Squeeze the toothpaste from the middle or roll from the bottom?
Just put it on the damn toothbrush, who cares how.
Boxers or briefs?
Boxers. I think it was Kramer who said "My boys gotta have room"
Toilet paper over or under?
Over, under is backwards.
What's your favorite thing to eat covered in chocolate?
The inside of a Reeses Cup.
What is the theme of your bathroom?
Tiny Apartment
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes.
Do you know anyone who's had a house fire?
Yes.
Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
My sister's best friend did when they were in high school. I was pretty young then though.
Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
Yes.
If you could read my eyes they'd tell you......
Are you asking me to read your eyes or tell you what my eyes would tell you if you read them?
What's the funniest thing you've seen on a bumper sticker?
I haven't.
Last thing you got in the mail.
I don't look at my mail. Probably bills.
Are you too forgiving?
Nope.
How many windows do you have opened now on your computer?
6 windows, a few of those have tabs as well.
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
3-4 weeks ago, needs it again.
Who was the last person who called you.
My Wife
Where is the person you want the most?
In a box, 6 feet under.
