Too many jokes, so little time...

But I'm not joking!

My ass is on fire.

Baking soda, perhaps???

Edit: For PB's ass and not the server, although you never know.

Not to laugh at PB's ailment, I was going to respond, but it does seem a bit awkward, I must admit. I would recommend corn starch. Geez, I don't want to go into detail, but I used it on my babies when they were irritated. Or maybe desiten.


TIS

Just cut your bum cheeks off, PB.

Wrap a belt tight round the cheeks, then slice down in a swift, single motion.

You'll be s(h)itting in days.

So as to not hijack Mignon's thread,


I guess SC is taking an afternoon nap. Depends on how heavy his lunch was, he'll wake up in anywhere between 1 hr to 2 hrs and then Philly has to go back to being Bennett

I'm not so sure it's MMB, unless his grammar has suddenly improved.

Oh please. This SC seems like a reasonable kinda guy. If you must know, I reckon we'll get on just fine. Looking at his posts, we're quite similar. Both men of honour, respect, dignity, the list could continue.

So when SC does return, I'm sure he'll strike an interesting conversation with myself.

It all makes sense now. DJ = Mad Johnny = MMB = Philly.

Amazing coincidence that DJ should return at the same time as Philly joined.

Philly don't get offended, it is all in good humor. I think you aren't the type to get offended, looking at your posts. Welcome

Looks like I picked a good day to take off of work.

We will see won't we

Oh yea, I'm sure SC will immediate relate to the comparison between himself and Philly and immediately engage in some very interesting conversation with our new member.

Do we have another countdown clock somewhere?


TIS

Wait a minute, I think SC is Philly

SC has it..

You can stick your accusations up your ass svsg!! How dare you insult one of the most respected members of the BB like that.

Sorry I didn't know Philly was so respected.

I got a new computer at work a few weeks ago. Now I can't pull up youtube or look at any threads with photos. I downloaded adobe and Java, but I don't know what software they didn't transfer over. It's not like I can all up my IT department and complain I can't look at youtube. The bastids.

How dare they, Beth!! Well, at least you got a new computer.

PB?

In the UK we have Sudocrem for nasty rashes.

Do you have it in the US?

It's the stuff of miracles......

And it doesn't half soothe ass rash.

I dunno what you're driving at, Yogi, but I like girls.

I never doubted it PB

Only a year behind everyone else. There's 6 people in my department, and everyone else got a new computer last year. I felt like the red headed stepchild. But they all have their tv channels they can watch. It's not fair. haha.

Why do we always end up knowing more about PB's body and its functions than we want to??

Beth, it's only because they were saving the best for last!

My youngest son,Matthew?

He just turned 2 and hasn't had a hair cut yet.

He's starting to look like Chewbacca

Quite the little Beatle!

Most definitely

Try Vitamin A+D ointment, PB.

Blib, whats your formula for over hirstute toddlers?

And hopefully,some day as rich as one of the Beatles hu?



Speaking of the Beatles, I heard a couple weeks ago the Heather Mills (who recently purchased some real estate in NYC) commented that she was going to have a pre-nup made up if she married again, because "afterall there are people out there who might want to take advantage of her." Ha ha ha haha.....She should know. What a joke.

TIS