Seriously though, what the fuck is up with that smiley? You have to be a real creeper to stick your tongue out after you pull a shitty one-liner.
I use it sometimes, because some of the fucking people here will just assume you're being stone-serious unless you shit little cartoon faces all over your post, but it looks ridiculous. No one actually makes that face in real life, except for pedophiles and flamboyantly gay 24 year olds.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
