I like the 2 big stories in the book about Luca. I like the Filomena one the best, and the one where Capone tries to muscle in on the Corleone's, so Vito sends Luca to "take care of business." Luca was a fricken beast.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis