Friends with benefits? I had a friend like that once. It never works. Trust me. Especially when one party tells the other, "Our relationship is hollow," and the other party replies, "Yes, but that's what I LIKE about it!" Especially when one is a blond haired, blue-eyed high school football player and the other has just graduated from college and is embarking on a whole "Mrs. Robinson" fantasy thing, plus he was SO cute.
