Did you hear about the sex tape?

I hear he's packing half his body weight down there.

I actually saw a clip of part of him just kissing the girl. I'm glad I wasn't eating when I saw it.

I honestly feel bad for him. That girl obviously did a number on him. I saw him crying on Access Hollywood about how he thought she loved him, blah blah blah . . .

If anyone in the New York City area watches the daily morning show on CW11, there's a good chance you'll see my 10 year old daughter tomorrow. The show will be broadcasting from 6-9 AM tomorrow from Hersheypark's new Farenheit roller coaster, and she and a couple friends will be riding it at 6 AM, which means that I have to get her friends and her to the park by 5:30 AM. If you see a young girl with long red hair on the ride, that would be her.

The park opens at 10:00, but those, who are volunteering to ride Farenheit, will get an extra 4 hours of the park to themselves. I won't be riding, but received an email that I should fill the background of the telecast and "create excitement." I don't create much excitement at 6 AM.

That sounds like fun. Maybe someone can TIVO it and post a video or something. That's fun when you're a kid and can say you were on tv.

Klyd, you could just strip down to your boxers and jump around for the camera, although being a lawyer, I guess you prefer "briefs".

That sounds great Kly. I wish I could tune in, but I'm afraid I'm out of your area. Let us know how it goes.



TIS

I thought about it....

I'm out of the area too. Our cable used to carry Channel 11 in NY, but no longer does. My email from Hershey says that they attract thousands of visitors from the NY/NJ area, which is a key market particularly in August, and hosting the morning show is essentially a free 3 hour commercial to several hundred thousand viewers. NYC is about 2 1/2 hours from Hershey.

I still maintain that Klydon1 lives the most interesting life here

He's the Tom Hagen of the BB. He protects the "family" against any legal issues.



TIS

Is the "I'm on my period" shit just a "fuck off" thing? WTF? I got a chick in my bed who said that, and I said I didn't care.... now I gotta sleep on the floor??? lol wtf goes thru women's minds? Please help me... lol

I've had that before. I took it to mean:

"I'm a slut in mentality,
But a virgin in physicality,
Wanna suck my titty?
Fine, but don't whine
If you stick it in me and get red wine
All over your dick."

Or: yeah, just a plain ol' fuck off.

Women are mysterious to us because they are mysterious to themselves. Nobody has a clue. And you should be whipped (and not in the way you'd like) for giving up the bed for her.

It's a sweet gesture, but sweets are always forgotten.

As I have heard, regarding a certain nationality (there may be others), a woman should not let a man see her blood.

As for sex during that time, YUK! Personally, I never feel less attractive, and the last thing I want to even think about during those few days is sex. I feel like a giant bloated cow.

As for sleeping on the floor, I don't get it. Plus, I think Geoff needs to stop posting things when he's totally drunk. And why'd she come home with you if she wasn't going to do the deed? Was there foreplay, and THEN you got pushed to the floor? We really need more information before we can make any sort of determination.

First off, I've known her for like 12 years... I've been pushing the "friends" thing to "friends with benefits" to no avail. I thought buying her a ticket to the Idols tour (Saturday!) would do it, but no... haha Besides, my last g/f didn't mind it at all. But you're right, I gotta stop posting late at night.

I don't even want to a guy to look at me during that time of the month. I'm so mean and grumpy that I usually get knocked to the floor anyway. Consider yourself lucky she didn't throw an iron at you.

I'm a single man. I don't own an iron!!

Ok, a scotch bottle then.

I don't think I'd have the nerve to tell a guy to sleep on the floor in his own house though. She must have been major time pms'ing.

No, no! I only took the floor in the other room because: 1) another friend has the couch, and, 2) I snore like a mufugga and didn't want to disturb either one... otherwise I'd've shared the bed. I'm just too nice I guess...

Friends with benefits? I had a friend like that once. It never works. Trust me. Especially when one party tells the other, "Our relationship is hollow," and the other party replies, "Yes, but that's what I LIKE about it!" Especially when one is a blond haired, blue-eyed high school football player and the other has just graduated from college and is embarking on a whole "Mrs. Robinson" fantasy thing, plus he was SO cute.

Um, I mean, hypothetically....

You are too nice. I'd be like, it's my house, I pay the bills, you don't like my snoring sleep on the porch.

Like I haven't told you this before.

Next time, JG, you should say, "I'm on my period," and make her sleep on the floor.

(If you're ever feeling down at some point during a day, just imaging that girl's face if the above actually happened. It'll cheer you up no end.)

I'd make her sleep on the floor anyway, even if she does boink you.

And what a shock, PB, that you are still a single man at your age!!

I think Geoff should find a pregnant woman. The sex drive should be on high at about 7 months. Plus, she won't be able to use the "I have my period" excuse.

Who said I'm single?