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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: olivant] #502509 07/31/08 11:02 PM 07/31/08 11:02 PM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada Don Jasani Underboss
Don Jasani Underboss Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada	"Honest Law Enforcement" - Captain McCluskey "The Art of Negotiation" - Signor Roberto "How I Quit Smoking" - Archbishop Gilday

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Don Jasani] #502529 08/01/08 06:41 AM 08/01/08 06:41 AM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,766 South of the Pinelands MaryCas
MaryCas Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,766 South of the Pinelands	"Mattress Buyer's Guide" - Paulie Gatto Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: MaryCas] #502531 08/01/08 07:21 AM 08/01/08 07:21 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	The ABC's of Driving - Appolonia Corleone How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Beth E] #502538 08/01/08 09:44 AM 08/01/08 09:44 AM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,766 South of the Pinelands MaryCas
MaryCas Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 8,766 South of the Pinelands	Originally Posted By: Beth E The ABC's of Driving - Appolonia Corleone I think that would be "The ACBs of Driving" Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: MaryCas] #502541 08/01/08 09:52 AM 08/01/08 09:52 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Loyalty by Fabrizzio "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #502574 08/01/08 02:05 PM 08/01/08 02:05 PM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany Danito Underboss
Danito Underboss Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany	Rocco: "The Jack Ruby trick"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #502657 08/02/08 04:43 PM 08/02/08 04:43 PM
Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,193 Muscat, Oman Don Zadjali Underboss
Don Zadjali Underboss Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,193 Muscat, Oman	Originally Posted By: dontomasso "My Weight Loss Program" by Clemenza i bet anyone who follow the diet program in this book won't lose a pound "Pain has no tendency, in its own right, to proliferate. When it is over, it is over, and the natural sequel is joy." - C. S. Lewis "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh" - George Bernard Shaw

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Don Zadjali] #502658 08/02/08 07:48 PM 08/02/08 07:48 PM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany Danito Underboss
Danito Underboss Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany	Anthony Corleone: "Dreams from my father"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #502663 08/03/08 01:26 AM 08/03/08 01:26 AM
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,876 Palm Bay, Florida Santino Brasi The Don's Official Sooth Sayer
Santino Brasi The Don's Official Sooth Sayer Underboss Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,876 Palm Bay, Florida	"The Complete Guide to Sicilian Messages" By Peter Clemenza And it's companion book "The Hidden Meaning of Everyday Foods in Sicilian Society" By Peter Clemenza He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" So what’s the labyrinth? That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Santino Brasi] #502754 08/04/08 03:25 AM 08/04/08 03:25 AM
Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 11 GoldMineTrash Wiseguy
GoldMineTrash Wiseguy Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 11	'The Don's Stare' by Michael Corleone.

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: GoldMineTrash] #502767 08/04/08 06:44 AM 08/04/08 06:44 AM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany Danito Underboss
Danito Underboss Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany	Originally Posted By: GoldMineTrash 'The Don's Stare' by Michael Corleone. Well, this would be a long book...

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #502906 08/05/08 08:58 AM 08/05/08 08:58 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	How To Be Coy When SOmeone Asks For Your Daughter's Hand - By Apollonia's father. "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #503068 08/06/08 02:03 AM 08/06/08 02:03 AM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada Don Jasani Underboss
Don Jasani Underboss Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada	"Whores and Politcs: A Bad Combination" - Senator Geary "Surprises in the Bedroom" - Jack Woltz "The Guide to a Successful Marriage" - Michael Corleone

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Don Jasani] #503090 08/06/08 09:54 AM 08/06/08 09:54 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	How To Bluff Your Enemies - Luca Brasi Guide To A Happy Marriage - Michael and Kay Corleone Etiquette - Deanna Corleone "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #503119 08/06/08 10:55 AM 08/06/08 10:55 AM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany Danito Underboss
Danito Underboss Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany	Rocco: "Difficult, not impossible" Michael: "Surprising birthday presents for your kids" Sonny: "Eating Food - Manners and Etiquette" Paulie: "Me as a dance judge or something" Al Neri: "Love"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #503264 08/07/08 09:41 AM 08/07/08 09:41 AM
Joined: May 2006 Posts: 773 Pittsburgh, PA The Last Woltz Underboss
The Last Woltz Underboss Joined: May 2006 Posts: 773 Pittsburgh, PA	"The Speeches of Vito Corleone: Vol. 1 - Ages 1 - 9" "How to Run Through Airports Like O.J. Simpson" by Rocco Lampone "A man in my position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: The Last Woltz] #503273 08/07/08 10:17 AM 08/07/08 10:17 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	The Art of War by Tom Hagen "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #503526 08/09/08 06:47 AM 08/09/08 06:47 AM
Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada Don Jasani Underboss
Don Jasani Underboss Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,190 Toronto, Ontario, Canada	"Racial Sensitivity" - Sonny Corleone "The Joy of Incestuous Relationships" - Vincent and Mary Corleone "Smart Enough Not to Become a Lawyer" - Anthony Corleone (sorry klydon1)

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Don Jasani] #503558 08/09/08 09:34 AM 08/09/08 09:34 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Understated Sartorial Taste - Fredo Corleone "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #503578 08/09/08 10:49 AM 08/09/08 10:49 AM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany Danito Underboss
Danito Underboss Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany	Paulie: "One thousand good excuses for taking a day off"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #504023 08/12/08 02:12 PM 08/12/08 02:12 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	How To Say No In A Dysfunctional Family by Tom Hagen Chastity After Widowhood by Connie Corleone "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #506425 08/27/08 11:56 AM 08/27/08 11:56 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	"The Art of Negotiation" by Moe Green "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #506471 08/27/08 07:54 PM 08/27/08 07:54 PM
Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany Danito Underboss
Danito Underboss Joined: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,718 Berlin, Germany	"How to protect horses" by Tony

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #506806 08/29/08 04:30 PM 08/29/08 04:30 PM
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,876 Palm Bay, Florida Santino Brasi The Don's Official Sooth Sayer
Santino Brasi The Don's Official Sooth Sayer Underboss Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,876 Palm Bay, Florida	"The Art of War" by Tom Hagen He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" So what’s the labyrinth? That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Santino Brasi] #506845 08/29/08 08:02 PM 08/29/08 08:02 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116 DE NIRO
DE NIRO Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116	The Last Call- Carlo Rizzi The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers. First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves. It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear. Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared "What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?" "Make Love Not War" John Lennon

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: DE NIRO] #507488 09/02/08 08:53 AM 09/02/08 08:53 AM
Joined: May 2006 Posts: 773 Pittsburgh, PA The Last Woltz Underboss
The Last Woltz Underboss Joined: May 2006 Posts: 773 Pittsburgh, PA	"My Life as the Pope" by Cardinal Lamberto "A man in my position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous!"

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: The Last Woltz] #507743 09/03/08 01:31 PM 09/03/08 01:31 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	Originally Posted By: The Last Woltz "My Life as the Pope" by Cardinal Lamberto "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #507745 09/03/08 01:56 PM 09/03/08 01:56 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116 DE NIRO
DE NIRO Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116	Vitos pick of the fruit by Vito The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers. First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves. It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear. Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared "What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?" "Make Love Not War" John Lennon

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: DE NIRO] #507746 09/03/08 02:10 PM 09/03/08 02:10 PM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso OP Consigliere to the Stars Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 11,468 With Geary in Fredo's Brothel	A Mind For Big Deals by Frank Pentangeli "Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!" "I stood in the courtroom like a fool." "I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #507786 09/03/08 04:52 PM 09/03/08 04:52 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116 DE NIRO
DE NIRO Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 45,116	The cleaning guide by Connie The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers. First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves. It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear. Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared "What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?" "Make Love Not War" John Lennon

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