I'm going to have my baby tattooed, but mostly just because I hate children. It'll know not to fuck with me when it's 20, and no girls want anything to do with him because there is a giant penis with razor sharp teeth on his face.
Last edited by long_lost_corleone; 08/03/0811:06 AM.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
