Crunk is when you are drunk and high simultaneously. Then, somewhere in the new millennium, a bunch of immature, mediocre rappers thought it would be cool to call their music, "krunk," and as a result, most FM radiostations in America are filthy with really bad hip hop that sounds like it was sampled on a Casio keyboard that was purchased at Toys'R'us and runs on triple-A batteries.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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