Paris Hilton is way too made up, and I just can't get into a girl who relies on the makeup. The only thing is, in her case, she looks worse without the makeup.
It's funny, I actually did see a transvestite who made him/herself look EXACTLY like Paris Hilton. I had to do a double take to make sure it wasn't just Paris Hilton. Definitely a man though. She (I guess) was riding a segway and taking pictures of the gay pride week parade.
It was in Midtown, actually. Lead, you sure you didn't just see an actual transvestite?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
