You can be a jerk without being stupid. In fact, jerks tend to be people of some intelligence. Jerk and asshole are synonymous terms in my book.

Calling someone a jerk is about as offensive as calling them a dork or a pinhead. It's something you'd only hear used in a serious context by middle-aged housewives, Christian librarians, and people who were in their prime in the 50s.

This is fucking hillarious

Same guy

Just remember what pop taught us.

Welcome Back Don Cardi!!!! Are ya gonna stick around for awhile?

And what makes you think that I haven't been around or that I was actually gone?

Mama knows

Not all the time.

Things are NOT always as they seem to appear.

But I do appreciate you warm welcome and your sentiments.

Oh so you have just been lurking around huh? well I'm glad you are posting and just not lurking then.

I don't quite understand the intention behind the juxtaposition of those two quotes.

Much less your reply.

I stand by my first statement, and certainly stand by my second. What does a Godfather quote have to do with anything?

I think what he meant was, "You are a pussy."

You should kick his ass.

I'm not a big fan of physical pain, especially of the "excruciating" kind. I've had a chronic shoulder pain for oh, like 3-4 years now, which I think is due to leaning on my left elbow all the time (at my desk hours at a time, in the car, etc). It comes and goes, but it's almost unbearable right now! And to top that off, ever have a bad toothache? Yup. Add that to the mix, and I'm NOT a happy camper right now!

I had the shoulder x-rayed a couple weeks ago and should get the results on Tuesday. I can't take much more of this...

Geoff, Sorry you aren't feeling well. Please let us know what the test results are. We're here for you, buddy.

As for the tooth, just have them yank it!! J/K! Hope you're better soon.

Geoff,

I did notice you weren't around yesterday. I can only imagine if the shoulder pain is anything like horrible back pain, I sure feel for you. What the hell does it take two weeks for x-rays? And,did the doctor give you anything for the pain? Obviously not if you're this miserable. I've been there with the toothace problems as well. Man, when it rains it pours hu?

Take care of yourself. I hope you feel better soon.

TIS

Vodka and Percocet. That'll do.

Naw, just kidding, Geoffy. I really sympathize with you. I have chronic shoulder pain that comes and goes from an old collarbone injury. It sucks.

Aches and pains are part of advancing old age!

I should know,i've had several of them for years now....

My 2 eldest boys were mooching around the house complaining about being bored,even though we had had them out all morning. So i let them out to play on their skateboards,thinking i would enjoy some peace. 15 mins later they are back in,complaining about being bored,wanting to play on their playstations.....

Kids....they have the attention span of goldfish

Next time they say they are bored, tell them to mow the grass or do some other household chore.

Geoff, I am so sorry you aren't feeling well. I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers. Kiss kiss hug hug

They do the chores so quick...years of practise

The x-ray was done 2 weeks ago, but my follow-up appt is tomorrow. I figure if it's bad news he'd've called, right? Or is it the opposite?

Finally fell asleep around 5am or so probably. Even Aleve didn't help much, and I took 2 an hour apart. Usually it helps, but this time it was really bad. It's its normal "unpleasant but bearable" at the moment.

Got my fingers crossed for you Geoff!

Walk it off! Just kidding man, hope you feel better soon.

I need a new job.

I was told I'd be switching to 3-11 instead of midnights, went in on Saturday to find out that it has been delayed a week. Great, after spending Wednesday, Thursday, Friday getting used to 3-11 hours...won't have that this week.

This job just keeps making me more and more pissed off and unhappy and it is nowhere near worth the money for the aggravation.

The Col. hates the 3-11 shift.

Back in my convenience store days, 11pm-7am was funnest, to say the least! Nothing like a bunch of drunks after bars closed to sell subs, condoms, and caffeine pills! 7am-3pm wasn't too bad sometimes, but getting up early for the morning rush was meh. 3pm-11pm was kinda a wasted day since you couldn't really do much, and there wasn't any nightlife.

The best shift I ever had was when I was counseling, 11am-7pm (usually done by 6pm)... didn't have to get up early, and was home early enough to have a nightlife.

The worst was ~9am-6pm, but I was 1.5+ hrs away so really left the house at 7am and got home at 8pm. The job was GREAT, but those hours sucked.

Boy, I am sure glad that I've never had such "odd" hours. All of my working life I have basically had a 8 - 5 job (currently 7:15 - 3:45). Not only that, I have never had a job that required Saturday or Sunday work. I couldn't stand working on a weekend.

TIS

My wife works 2p-10p now so me working 10p-6a isn't working out.

At my job it's a rarity to have 2 days off in a row, usually work weekends, the pay sucks, and so it goes.

I used to work 8 am - 1 pm and Mr. Babe worked 2-11 pm. Needless to say, we hardly ever fought! But it was the only way we could bring in two salaries and not have to pay for childcare. Then he worked the night shift for about 4 years, 11 pm-7 am. The advantage for that was you hardly ever had to make the bed! One of us was almost always in it! On his two days off, though, he would have to try and readjust to sleep at night, and then go back to sleeping during the day, and we had just had our youngest, who didn't sleep through the night until she was almost 8 months old and not having anyone around to share that with SUCKED. Plus, he had to work weekends and holidays, too. Not a fun time in our lives.