I'm guessing, and I'm hoping I'm wrong, that you will get more time on the back hit than the underlying offense. If that's the case, we're going to have to bust you out of the slammer.
Nice, counselor. An officer of the court behaving like a common criminal. Where did you go to Law School, Bruce Cutler University?
You got the initials right. I'm a Boston College lawyer.
I was planning on you driving the getaway car.
Aah, a BC Law grad. Isn't that where the Harvard Law students go to feel superior on the weekends; to pick up, you know, drunken, slow-witted, legal-aide lawyers in training?
Just kidding, Klyd. I'd be your wheelman any day.
