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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: Blibbleblabble]
#401052
06/12/07 01:19 PM
06/12/07 01:19 PM
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bogey
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Yeah, well I just returned those batteries. Since I didn't have the receipt, the lady said I could only exchange them. I took my wireless mouse with me, to test them. So I sat there and went through 4 packs of batteries, right next to the customers in line. I hope they realized that Dollar General batteries blooooow. After the fourth pack, she started to get pissed, and informed me that I could exchange the 2 dollars for anything in the store. So I bought a box of Cheerios and a gallon of milk for 4 bucks and went home happy. I always get what I want.  Except when what I want is batteries.. And at any rate, I just checked my camera, and I've lost the memory card. You're just gonna have to wait til I go home and use my mom's camera. She's gonna think I'm crazy. "No, Mom. I swear I need it. The guys on the BB wanna see my pinky!"
President of the long_lost_corleone Fan Club
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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: Blibbleblabble]
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06/14/07 10:44 PM
06/14/07 10:44 PM
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Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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When I get a hold of a camera, I will show you my nasty bass-player hands.
There is actually a hole running along the upper-third of my pinky that has partially healed. It's quite attractive.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: long_lost_corleone]
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06/15/07 10:19 AM
06/15/07 10:19 AM
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,543 Gateshead, UK
Capo de La Cosa Nostra
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For some reason, I really like my hands. They've brought me a lot joy, artistically (I've made films, painted pictures and written with them); sexually (both for myself and others); violently (but for my fists, I would have had a lot more black eyes in high school); sportingly (just last night, you should have fucking seen how I raped someone on the pool table at my local bar; he potted all his balls off break, missed the black, and I cleared up in a really, reaallllllly prompt fashion; I'm also fluently ambidextrous at billiards).
I'll post a picture later on.
...dot com bold typeface rhetoric. You go clickety click and get your head split. 'The hell you look like on a message board Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
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06/15/07 04:25 PM
06/15/07 04:25 PM
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(just last night, you should have fucking seen how I raped someone on the pool table at my local bar; he potted all his balls off break, missed the black, and I cleared up in a really, reaallllllly prompt fashion; I'm also fluently ambidextrous at billiards). I thought you were trying to make a dead-pan rape joke until I read the last half of that sentence. 
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: Blibbleblabble]
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08/07/08 11:50 PM
08/07/08 11:50 PM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 5,944 East Bay
Blibbleblabble
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Poo-tee-weet?
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Over in the " Cooking Mishaps" thread, svsg posted the following picture of a can opener. I thought at first that it was a picture of his personal can opener along with his blurry finger, but then I saw it was just a wikipedia picture, *yawn*. But it is still the closest anyone has come to posting a picture of their real pinky finger, besides me and Afsaneh anyway! (You're awesome Afs!)
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: Blake]
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08/10/08 02:49 AM
08/10/08 02:49 AM
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Posts: 31,330 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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Blake! Damn, dude, where/how you been??!
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
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08/10/08 11:56 AM
08/10/08 11:56 AM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,984 California
The Italian Stallionette
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Blake, is that you???  It's been a while. My goodness you've grown. How are you? And Capo, you look like you're up to something my friend??  Such good looking BBers no? TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
[Re: Ice]
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08/16/08 12:06 AM
08/16/08 12:06 AM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 5,944 East Bay
Blibbleblabble
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Poo-tee-weet?
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Yay! More pinky fingers! Capo, was there strange lighting for that picture or is your hand normally purple? Thanks for the welcome back, I'm glad to see that at least two of you are happy I've returned. 
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
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