The wage and hour board in Wiscoonsin was investigating an allegation of unfair wage practices on a farm there, so they went to the farmer ans asked him about who worked there.

The farmer said, "Well, we got a farm hand here, I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board and 3 weeks vacation. HE's been with me 10 years. Then we got a housekeeper who makes 175 a week plus room and board and three weeks vacation,
and finally we got this half-wit who makes about $10 a week, does 90% of the work and sleeps with my wife a few times a year."

The wage and hour investigator says, "That's who we need to talk to... that half wit."

"You're talking to him" the farmer says.