A woman is receiving the results of her annual check up from her doctor. After h tells her that everything checked out fine, the woman asks if she can get some advice about a problem her husband is having. The doctor asks what is it, and she replies, "He constantly talks in his sleep." The doctor says there is an easy cure for that. "What is it?" she asks. The doctor says, "Give him a chance to talk while he's awake."

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."