Maybe it's time for you to go to the mattresses!

Alaskan Moose? You won't see them no more.

Also, it's one of two manual ways of going blind.

I am sooo greatful I only have one daughter. This wedding planning is stressing me out.

I took Viagra one night, went to sleep and woke up taller. I called the dr. to explain what happened and he said, "You must either be a Yankee fan or a lawyer."

Got a new cell phone today, it was $40,000 but I got a $35,000 mail in rebate.

Or not.

It's amazing what they can do now. I just wanted a phone to be able to send and receive calls. There's a tiny sd chip that I put a bunch of songs on and pictures and I can listen and look at them on my phone. Sound quality is better than I expected. Can't figure out a way to use the songs as ringtones though. Damn phone companies.

It took me a second to get that, but it's a goody!

That's the wrong approach Mig. This should be an enjoyable time for you. You should be cherishing the time being spent with her planing this wedding. Appreciating and enjoying that as her mother you are an integril part of the planning for such a wonderful, sacred and beautiful day!

The only thing that is stressing me out is she keeps changing her mind. Like She had a date set and now she wants to change it. We had a Church set and she decides she wants an outside wedding by the lake. Good thing we haven't ordered the invitations yet

Well then why isn't Becky calling the church? It's her wedding.

Now you understand what men have been going thru for years.

All that big wedding stuff is overrated and over priced.

Instead, why not take that 50 thousand that you would spend and put it as a down payment on a house for them.

At least if they split up in the next few years, you still get to keep half of it in the divorce process.-

and those wedding gifts suck anyway.

Only kidding....relax, have a few drinks and don't sweat anything! If they are old enough to get hitched, then they are old enough to figure out how to get everything done.

You should just worry about the seating for the fifty or so Board members who want to come for a free PARTY!

It's open bar, right Miggie?

That's good advice.

She works I don't so being the loving Mom that I am I'm helping her out.

The Col. had jury duty this week. Today he got voted in to be the foreman.

He has to have sex with the foreman??? Can the judge froce him to do that????

Oops

In bed with the foreman and the judge "froce" him to do that? I'm so confused. Boy, what kind of jury duty do they have there in Ohio? Sounds a bit kinky to me.


TIS

I misspelled a word. Honestly he didn't have to have sex with the judge.

So, did the Colonel tell you what the judge was wearing under his robes?

LMAO What a great comeback. Leave it to SC.


Seriously, did he?


TIS

SC is one of the best Comebackers

Hey Santino... I saw in the 9/11 thread that you were only 7 years old when the attack happened. I was 50 then. I was seven times older than you. Now, 7 years later, you're 14 and I'm 57. Now I'm only four times older than you.

How long before you catch up to me?

Yes he is but SC you aren't making me laugh everyday like you use to. What's up with that?

math was never my strong subject

How you been doing SC?

HE IS 57!!!!

SC Santino is calling you old

Well, you said that he was consistently funny any more. What would you rather be?? Humorless? Or old AND humorless? It's a tough decision.

I think you have it backwards. He hasn't been making us laugh as often.

You're right, LN. I meant wasn't not was.