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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: MaryCas]
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09/13/08 10:32 AM
09/13/08 10:32 AM
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Fill up your tanks tonight. I heard a report on tv that gas prices MAY rise 50-75¢ a gallon by Monday (due to Hurricane Ike). I heard an eskimo farted in Canada and it affected the natural gas reserves. That was me.
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: pizzaboy]
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09/13/08 08:57 PM
09/13/08 08:57 PM
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MaryCas
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Fill up your tanks tonight. I heard a report on tv that gas prices MAY rise 50-75¢ a gallon by Monday (due to Hurricane Ike). I heard an eskimo farted in Canada and it affected the natural gas reserves. That was me. Thanks PB, you owe me. Seriously folks, gas here went up $.12 overnight. Ridiculous. Why didn't it go up when Gustav hit? Is our gas pricing so critical that it's a day to day adjustment? How F'n stupid is that? What if the chickens don't feel like laying eggs today, does the price of eggs go up? We are being F'd by those scum-slime-shit-eatin'-Wall Street-c'skrs who just mess around with the economy for the sake of their f'n money-grubbin' egos, or whatever else motivates their slime-suckin' egos. I hope they contract a case of bleedin' hemi-roids after a night of eating spicy wings and Budweiser.
Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: MaryCas]
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09/13/08 10:23 PM
09/13/08 10:23 PM
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We are being F'd by those scum-slime-shit-eatin'-Wall Street-c'skrs who just mess around with the economy for the sake of their f'n money-grubbin' egos, or whatever else motivates their slime-suckin' egos. I hope they contract a case of bleedin' hemi-roids after a night of eating spicy wings and Budweiser. Why type it that way? If you can say "shit-eatin'" why not just type out "fucked" and "cocksuckers"? It's so confusing trying to figure out what the hell a "c'skers" is. Or, when you said "c'skers" did you actually mean "Climate Skiers"? Then I apologize.
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: svsg]
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09/14/08 05:37 AM
09/14/08 05:37 AM
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No it's not, it means farfetched. What if the chickens don't feel like laying eggs today, does the price of eggs go up? Normally it would. But only marginally.
Last edited by Enzo Scifo; 09/14/08 05:41 AM.
See, we can act as smart as we want, but at the end of the day, we still follow a guy who fucks himself with kebab skewers.
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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: Blibbleblabble]
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09/14/08 09:21 AM
09/14/08 09:21 AM
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We are being F'd by those scum-slime-shit-eatin'-Wall Street-c'skrs who just mess around with the economy for the sake of their f'n money-grubbin' egos, or whatever else motivates their slime-suckin' egos. I hope they contract a case of bleedin' hemi-roids after a night of eating spicy wings and Budweiser. Why type it that way? If you can say "shit-eatin'" why not just type out "fucked" and "cocksuckers"? It's so confusing trying to figure out what the hell a "c'skers" is. Or, when you said "c'skers" did you actually mean "Climate Skiers"? Then I apologize. I thought I would allow the reader to insert their own adjective or expletive. For me, F'd is Flubbed, F'n is Fondlin', c'skers is cornhuskers. You might say I'm not being totally truthful here, but then the topic has been generated by deceit and lies, so I thought I would keep it in that vein....or is that vain?
Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: MaryCas]
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09/14/08 03:13 PM
09/14/08 03:13 PM
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I thought I would allow the reader to insert their own adjective or expletive. For me, F'd is Flubbed, F'n is Fondlin', c'skers is cornhuskers. You might say I'm not being totally truthful here, but then the topic has been generated by deceit and lies, so I thought I would keep it in that vein....or is that vain?
I knew it! You're a fucking oil baron!
Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: Longneck]
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09/15/08 07:24 PM
09/15/08 07:24 PM
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I thought I would allow the reader to insert their own adjective or expletive. For me, F'd is Flubbed, F'n is Fondlin', c'skers is cornhuskers. You might say I'm not being totally truthful here, but then the topic has been generated by deceit and lies, so I thought I would keep it in that vein....or is that vain?
I knew it! You're a fucking oil baron! Ah, my cover is blown. Yes, I'm an oil....person. Love, olive oil. Extra Virgin Olive Oil. This summer I was working from home a lot, so as a spouse who believes in sharing domestic responsibility, I prepared many dinners. One of my concoctions was, I'll call, Veggie ala oil olive. Ingredients: one Italian egg plant, one small squash or zucchini, sliced mushrooms, sliced yellow onion, sliced red vidalia onion, quartered yukon gold small potatoes, sliced red pepper. The amount of each is up to the individual. Put the whole pile into an aluminum pan. Soak generously with EXTRA Virgin Olive Oil, some sea salt, garlic salt, italian seasonings of choice. Put the pan on the grill and let the oil boil. Once boiling add a can of diced tomatoes. Let it boil/simmer until the veggie shrink a bit. Serve with grilled chicken, pork, or beef of choice. The beauty is that you can substitute the veggie's with your choice or what is in season. The key ingredient OLIVE OIL.... yes, I'm a fucking oil baron.
Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12
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Re: What the F*CK is Going on with Gas Prices?
[Re: Mignon]
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09/18/08 07:27 PM
09/18/08 07:27 PM
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Mig, you may know how to can tomatoes, but your math sucks. You forgot I can beans also. Thanks, but I don't wanna hear about beans and your can.
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