JONES VS GATES

WEEK 2

JONES: 28
GATES: 23

Hey JL, not that I need a TE with Sheffler being a fantasy beast (1 point behind Witten for #1 TE) but I'd consider helping out your RB situation for Gates. Now I don't want to give up Jones, but I'd consider something like Edge and Fred Jackson for Gates.

You're like a broken record, and stopped being funny a long time ago.

Yeah...I'd be moody too if I was 0-2!

I'm not moody. It's just getting tiring hearing an 8th place "rookie" post the same shit and stupid trade offers over and over again.

Don't worry JL, LN will cancel it within minutes!

I can't wait for the 'bye' weeks to start, and he has 3 backup RB's still on his roster.

I've actually done this to you a few times recently!



"Rookie"? HA!

Thomas Jones is also Edge and Fred Jackson? AMAZING!

Jealous because I have RBs?

Yes. I so wish I could have 6 RB's on my roster. 3 of which are backup's.
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Have fun during the bye weeks with 1 kicker, 1 Defense, 1 TE, and 3 backup RB's.

With 3 starting RBs, 2 RB starting spots....and WR depth...I think I'll be just fine. There's plenty of Kickers, Defenses, and TE's to fill in for a week.

Those 3 backups: 2 have 8 more points than Larry Johnson (your starter) - each. 1 has the same amount of points.

The difference between you and me is, I know my team sucks, and you're in denial.

haha that was good JL.

LN, I don't think it's really fair to compare a RB to a TE. If you made that trade then JL would probably lose points because whoever he put in the TE spot to replace Gates would score less points than the new RB would gain. Gates is more valuable at his position because there are so few reliable TE's.

Actually It would be

+10 in week 1
-7 in week 2 (+3 if you start Jones instead of THE BEAST)

Jones + Donald Lee - Gates - sub

This subs Jones for Deuce in week 1 and Moose in week 2.

so far he'd have +3 points.

Anybody have a good spare QB?

Yes, but it will cost you.

I'd ask for a QB back though, at least.

Big Ben (-3) is a Big Bitch who may've cost me the week!

Wanna trade? Big Bitch for Derek Anderson?

Or Penny?

I've secured a backup TE and handcuffed Edge to his Goaline carrier in exchange for Ocho Cinco and Fred Jackson.

I have enough WR depth to get away with it and it helps my RB situation, which was so horrible as JL pointed out.

Now that I've traded him I expect Ocho Cinco to fully burst out of his slump and produce 20 points a week. (See Chris Johnson).



I need 30 points from Rivers, Chambers, and Jones. Very doable, but it could also go wrong.

Can someone with stat tracker keep me updated tonight?

Trade Pending

LN trades:
Chad Johnson (Cin - WR)
Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)

DB trades:
John Carlson (Sea - TE)
Tim Hightower (Ari - RB)

You cheap *uck

AFLAC?

WTF?

Chad Johnson for 2 scrubs? Nice job DB.

Can't say a guy looking at very good possibility of 0-3 has much credibility...

Um, grasshopper... JL has (almost) always been at or near the top in practically every game he's played in over the years.

Wow, that's amazing...you'd think he'd know something about fantasy sports then!

No problem JG. Let the rook keep trading his stars for bench players.

Isn't it amazing how the top 2 teams are having the matchup of the century, there's a great chance that there can be a tie between us and all that's going on is bitching about who knows what about fantasy sports?

Whatever you guys need to do keep yourselves occupied, I know battling for 2nd can't be much fun*...

In Memory of Plaw
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Anyone that knows anything about Fantasy Sports knows that you don't give up on Superstars 3 games into the season.