- If you're worried about hitting your finger while hammering in a nail, use a pair of needle nose pliers to hold the nail for the first few whacks. After it's been driven in a little, you shouldn't need to hold it at all if you're coming straight down with the hammer.

- Keep an emergency kit in your car. Change of clothes, water, etc.

- Dry off your razor on a towel after shaving. It'll make the blades last longer.

- If you're printing things that you don't have to hand in (like resumes or term papers), change your print settings to "Fast Draft" instead of normal. It'll save a bunch of ink, and will print much faster.

- Never, ever lend money to anyone you want to keep in your life.

- If you ever get a nosebleed, don't do the pinch the bridge of the nose tilt head back shove toilet paper up your nostrils bullshit. Don't even bother putting a thing to your nose.

Take a paper towel (toilet paper or a tissue will work in a pinch), rip it in half, ball it up, and shove it as far up between your front two teeth and your upper lip as you can.

Your nosebleed will stop, immediately, without another drop - regardless of how bad it is. Leave the paper back in for about 15 minutes and you're clotted.